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VAN HALEN WATCH: SAMMY HAGAR HOPING FOR A PEACEFUL EVENING AT RN’R HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY

 Monday, March 5th, 2007 at 2:36pm by

Also, Guns N’ Roses fans are hoping for an official release date for Chinese Democracy, Ralph Nader is hoping to be elected president in 2008, Jerry Falwell is hoping for The Rapture, the Jews are hoping for peace with the Palestinians, and I’m hoping to fuck Keira Knightly.

-AR

  • Van Arseface

    Weird. I’m hoping to fuck Keira Knightly too.

  • http://www.hibernum.net James

    Hey, I’m still waiting for the promises of the 21st century: moonbases, hovercars, and food in pill form. Once we get that you can have Keira Knightly and a new GnR album.