As much as I hate to link to gossip site Perez Hilton, I have to- a friend just sent me this story about Scott Stapp, former lead singer of Suck (Sucreed?) and current punch line, who was apparently arrested over the weekend for beating his wife. This is surely Stapp’s first hit in a few years. No word on if it was with a closed fist or with palms wide open.

Ah, Scott Stapp: making Christian nu-metallers everywhere proud.

-AR

UPDATED: So apparently this idiot threw an Orangina bottle at the poor lady. You can see his mugshot – where he is, for some reason, actually smiling, ear to fucking ear – here.