Guns N’ Roses’ summer tour kicks off tomorrow in Monterrey, Mexico. Of course, there’s always a chance that Axl still won’t show at the last minute – I’m a veteran of one Axl no-show-induced riot myself – but God willing, so very lucky Mexican metalheads will get to rock out to the same setlist The Gingered One has been playing for the past six years.

Or… maybe we’ll actually get some news for once?

Or… maybe Jesus will come back?

-AR