The new Smashing Pumpkins album, Suckgeist, will apparently come in four different versions with four different bonus tracks.

To review: half the band is gone, the first single sucks, and Corgan is putting out multiple versions of the same album. I don’t know if I’d define this as “screwing over your fans” per se, but I do know that this is just one more reason I’m filing this album under “Things to Download Illegally.”

-AR