Some good news at the end of a long, shitty Monday: Slash will be an actual character in the upcoming Guitar Hero III video game – although to unlock him, you’ll first have to defeat him in a shred-off. And while this should put to rest any rumors that the game will feature a new GN’R song, it means that you get to, y’know, fulfill every childhood fantasy of playing with or – better yet – BEING SLASH.
Ooh. I think I just came a little.

-AR