Comments on: THE 101 RULES OF NU METAL

By: Numetalbabe

Numetalbabe — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 11:54:42 +0000

I think this article is funny and I love Numetal and all other genres of metal .Numetal is the best music ever ,and I am glad people hate it .Long Live Numetal !!!!

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 01:43:13 +0000

You have to say “HEY YEAH HEY YEAH HEY” somewhere in the nu metal ballad in a similar manner to Scott Stapp
You must have one “dirty” song
You must have one love ballad with “you look just like an angel hey yeah hey hey yeah”
Must use chorus pedal during clean verse, metal zone/metal core distortion during chorus
You must have one profound song with lyrics like “what if you died tomorowwww, wouldn’t that suck hey yeah hey yeah”
Oh yeah, lyrics like “mothafucka when you talking to MEEEE (pronounced MOIII)” help to end a chorus, “shut up!, shut up!, shut up!” also helps

An elective course to getting a degree in nu metal involves learning to say incoherent things like “zap de hee nam na heeba” and then yelling GO (it’s sort of like nu metal doo wap)

By: Satan Inversion 999

Satan Inversion 999 — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:09:52 +0000

Nu-metal isn’t real metal at all. Just a scene for rap-rock posers.

By: poonhandler

poonhandler — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:26:45 +0000

hahahaha. avenged sevenfold? those guys don’t know their assholes from their elbows. i’d rather be castrated by a blender made in 1962 and have to eat out bea arthur, in her current state than listen to an “A7X” song.

By: Totallyawesome666

Totallyawesome666 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:42:08 +0000

There is no way in hell schecters are for this crap! sure they have seven strings but their main artists are Avenged Sevenfold & Jeff Loomis which=awesome & not shit a.k.a nu metal. Schecter is an awesome guitar company.

By: Megadeaf

Megadeaf — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:13:49 +0000

“Say you hate Limp Bizkit, then contradict your statement by sticking up for bands like Taproot, Drowning Pool, and Primer 55.”

Wait, Primer 55 are the same as Limp Bizkit? How do you figure that? Have you even heard the band? Do you know who Primer 55 are? Saying that Primer 55 sounds the same as shit-stains like Limp Bisquick is like saying that Zack de la Rocha and Fred Durst are the same person. It’s ignorant and it directly contradicts reality.

Not all rap-metal bands sound the same. Cypress Hill played rap-metal on several albums, and they sound nothing like Limp Bisquick. Limp Bisquick is an amalgamation of the worst aspects of mainstream music. They were invented by an Interscope executive to make money. They should not be considered to be defining performers of the genre. Not all rap-metal is complete ass, you know?

By: Anthony

Anthony — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:37:30 +0000

Wasn’t this posted on another website, word for word, in like, 2001?

By: Sammy

Sammy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:08:25 +0000

1) You forgot Schecter guitars ( ok, ok, I have one too); and 2) Let the hating begin ~ I like Drowning Pool (hey, their two albums have at least 4 solos between them, so THERE!). Another great list guys. I like that you make fun of everyone and thereby open yourselves (is that a word?) up to offending someone every time.

By: palermo

palermo — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:36:43 +0000

Dont forget these all important tours:

* date strippers and porn stars exclusively, especially third rate ones who are in Jill Kelly movies or from the panhandle of Florida. They need to be at least ten years younger than you and have orangey tans and thin brows.

* buy stupid cars and trick them out with all sorts of chrome rims, and make sure there is a shot or two of you driving them in your videos

* drink Coors Light and constantly refer to how drunk you are

* Utilize useless DJs to tour with you but dont allow them to be on stage at anytime