What a weekend for sleaze metal fans! Between Rocklahoma, VH1′s debut of Bret Michael’s Rock of Love, and Axl Rose performing “Don’t Cry” for the first time in 14 years, that loud sound you heard was a few hundred thousand people orgasming.

And Metal Sludge actually seems to have some decent coverage up! Well, well, well! Welcome back to the fold (or the jungle, as it were)! Now if you could just bring back Ozzy Stillbourne…
-AR