AXL ROSE SAYS “THE TIMING COULDN’T BE BETTER” TO APPEAR ON NEW SEBASTIAN BACH ALBUM… SINCE HE APPARENTLY HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 at 12:52pm by

axlbaz06.jpgAs reported by the Distinguished Mr. Neilstein yesterday, Axl Rose will appear on Sebastian Bach’s new solo album, Angel Down. This will, of course, be the first original recording Rose has appeared on since the 1999 industrialized GN’R track “Oh My God” from the soundtrack to the critically acclaimed, life-changing Ahnuld masterwork, End of Days (Rose has since claimed that the song was a demo, never meant for public consumption).

Now Axl has seen fit to step forth from his gilded kingdom in the clouds and comment on GN’R's official website about the guest spot.

In a piece cleverly entitled “Axl Rose to Appear on Sebastian Bach’s New Album, ‘Angel Down,’ by Axl Rose,” Rose writes:

“For me, the three songs together are a good package. They are all different, with different approaches and styles from each other and from material I have on the upcoming Guns N’ Roses record. For me, the timing couldn’t be better and I’m quite surprised to be on one song, let alone three!!!”

The “timing couldn’t be better?” What the fuck does that mean? Because it didn’t interrupt your arduous schedule of never ever ever putting out a record never ever?!?!

Also, I guess Axl rrreeaallllyyy wants us all to know that the statement is just his opinion. Otherwise, I can’t figure out any reason why he needs to keep saying “for me.”

-AR

  • Alex

    Let’s hope Axl finally puts out his record this year. If not, goodbye comeback chances Mr. 45 year-old.

    I believe in Chinese Democracy but this is getting rediculous.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/freaksystemband Sammy

    Axl is an irrelevant joke. He put out one incredible album (top 10 all time debut albums, IMO) followed by overproduced crap that left the core sound behind.

  • http://www.myspace.com/freaksystemband Sammy

    One is a douchebag who just needs to go away and the other is an idiot who needs to fade away quickly. You can figure out which is who and who is what.

  • Eric

    I’m hearing November is the new release date for the album guys, so keep your eyes open in November…….. of 2046.

  • http://fdf vdv

    You guys are all douche bags

  • http://fdf vdv

    Stupid cunts.. who gives a fuck about axle rose anyhow?