THIS TRAPT LIVE CD WILL SURE MAKE A GREAT DRINK COASTER
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! In response to yesterday’s contest in which we offered up our review copy of Trapt’s recently released
bucket of vomit live CD (because really, we are not ever going to listen to it), we got lots of emails requesting the free disc. Actually, that’s a lie; we barely got any, suggesting that you guys also think Trapt sucks. However, this one from Jonathon Ben far and away takes the cake:
My name is Jonathon Ben and last weekend, something horrible happened to me. While slightly intoxicated, I managed to fuck up pouring my glass of 90 proof Ezra Brooks whiskey. The result of this was a glass that had whiskey on the side and on the bottom. Due to the intoxication, I did not notice this until the next day. There was a perfect whiskey circle on my dining room table.
Think Vince. If I had only had Trapt’s live CD to set that glass on, I would have ruined the CD instead of my table. Damnit Vince, that could happen again. Only this time, we can stop it.
I would like to receive Trapt’s live CD so I can use it as a coaster. Thanks.
P.S. I may also want it just so a Trapt fan (Fuck them) can’t have it. Fuck those guys.
Congrats Jonathon, you win! MetalSucks reader StaindMusic89 also receives an honorable mention for calling the band “Crapt,” though he loses serious style points for his email address.