LIVING PROOF THAT HINDER FANS ARE FUCKING MORONS

Friday, September 14th, 2007 at 12:45pm by Vince Neilstein

Hinder singerThe AP reports [via Blabbermouth] that a man trying to climb a 12-foot, wrought-iron fence to sneak into a Bad Boys of Rock concert in York, Pennsylvania — featuring the bands Hinder, Papa Roach, and Buckcherry — fell onto one of the inch-thick spikes, impaling his thigh. The man then held on while rescuers worked to cut part of the fence away.

The man drifted in and out of consciousness as firefighters used hydraulic cutters to snap three of the spikes, but he was speaking as rescuers loaded him into an ambulance about 45 minutes later, said John Kottmyer, assistant chief of York fire and rescue service. The man underwent surgery on Wednesday night, and at last report Thursday was still hospitalized.

And the kicker? The guy already HAD a ticket but was trying to avoid the fair’s $5 entry fee! Five bucks? What a fucking schmuck. Dude, I hope you continue to attend Hinder concerts so I never have to deal with this level of idiocy at any shows that I go to.

-VN


7 COMMENTS on “LIVING PROOF THAT HINDER FANS ARE FUCKING MORONS”

  1. ERiK says:

    People are cheap. People will do anything to save a penny.

  2. Hibernum says:

    Sometimes I am forgiving for people that made honest mistakes and then get thrown into the Darwin awards or some other crap. But there is no denying that this guy was a moron. 5 bucks is parking and you pay it, unless it is Down at Harpos. Then you don’t give some crackhead in east Detroit your money, you find that one mystical spot behind Harpos, which I did. Ha-ha!

  3. P says:

    Seems that having an idiot, low IQ President is obviously having the same effect on the people of America!

  4. Sam says:

    Hinder? are you fuckin’ serious? :)

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