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DEMON HUNTER REFUSE TO FADE AWAY

 Thursday, September 20th, 2007 at 9:29am by

2759.jpgStryper – uh, that is, Demon Hunter – the Christiancore band most easily defined by their lead singer’s gold teeth and drummer’s morbid obesity (seriously – are we taking bets on when this dude will suffer a massive heart attack right in the middle of a gig?), have posted a new song, “Fading Away,” on their MySpace page, The Gauntlet reports.

And, frankly, the song sucks – it sounds like the kind of nu metal power ballad bands like Spineshank used to specialize in (actually, that’s probably unfair to Spineshank). Demon Hunter are pro-life and pro-abstinence, though, so if the awfulness of the song prevents one teenage male from being able to get it up and fuck his girlfriend, I guess the band will be happy.

“Fading Away” comes from the band’s forthcoming release Storm the Gates of Hell. The band reportedly named the album that after realizing that the infinitely more clever To Hell with the Devil was already taken (Two Stryper jokes in one column! ZING!).

-AR

  • vegaseric

    blabbermouth owns this website

  • insane

    I _LOVE_ that band. True the song isnt the most original one but it’s great and everyone who disagrees can just go disagree on their own and keep listening to disco. Seriously what whoever wrote this article must have been braindead or stupid.

  • Raven

    Heh. Heh. Wow… that was LOW. So low. Making fun of a band for being pro-life and pro-abstinance?

  • Raven

    … (I wasn’t finished…apparently my puter thought otherwise) anyways…

    So back to what I was saying. Making fun of someone’s beliefs. Tell me, what is SO wrong with choosing a different way of life? Are you just feeling guilty because you chose to sleep around and you regret doing that? I mean seriously? What gives. I don’t see DH getting up in YOUR face and pushing their beliefs on you and putting you down. They just have different standards. Get over yourself and the next time you review an album, don’t get yourself involved. Your bias towards their chosen religion and the singers weight is really appaling. I don’t care if you disagree with everything about them. It is NOT your place to bash their beliefs. And Ryan is not obese. If that’s fat… then wow you must be a sorry fat little man who needs to walk on others to feel good about himself or you just never paid attention to what real morbid obesity is. Have you ever actually seen this guy live? Not fat.

    and for those “poor teenage guys” who “can’t get it on with their girlfriend”, did you ever stop to think that maybe, he listens to that band because they share his viewpoints on purity? Not every guy is a freaking man-whore. People do respect themselves. Tell me what’s wrong with that. Back it up with real facts. It’s all about choice. You seem to be pro-choice with women… but when it comes to purity, you seem to leave little choice. A woman can kill her child but not choose a different way of stopping pregnancy like abstaining cause it’s apparently so uncool.

  • RockEnRoller6

    Rock on man! Well said, whoever wrote this review must have some serious self esteem issues. Absolutely right about the purity part, I mean its people like you who give us good guys a bad rap!! You must be a very sad sorry little man…sorry I mean morbidly overweight man. You need a reality check.

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  • enigmatist

    ok now wtf is this shit… u dont mix agressive music with christianity… that might offend someone…. or revive the crusades… all dh fags… go listen to “INSURRECTION by trivium

  • Kaley

    Soooo lyrics that don’t talk about sexual encounters offend you enigmatist?

    I love Demon Hunter :)