I love how they try to make the “hardcore dancing” sound all revolutionary and shit. “Back when people were trying not to be trendy, some trendy dudes showed up and were all like ‘that’s right, we’re trendy, suck it!’ They then proceeded to be retards, misinterpret slam dancing as an invitation to violence – rather than kids who couldn’t dance trying to dance to the music. These retarded assholes proceeded to make like the Ninja Turtles and annoy the living piss out of anyone unfortunate enough to be near them, a tradition which contiunes to this day in the form of kids with stupid haircuts, L.E.I. jeans, and scarves that would look gay at a Bloc Party concert. Amen.”

that shit is so gay i hate it
i actually fought some guy at a local concert who was doin it lol.
they said it was revolutionary

I do one of two things with these kids, I knock them on their ass in the tradition of proper moshing, or burn them with a cigarette (delivery method of the burn depends on the intensity of suck). Honestly though, there isn’t much of a metal “scene” in Kansas, so I generally don’t see this much, all the bands that come to town have a following old enough to drive to the concert.

altho come 2 think of it… they all showed their faces so now when any of us see them in the “pit” (dancefloor to them) we know who to punch in the face first