FIGHTING INVISIBLE NINJAS: A HISTORY OF HARDCORE DANCING
Thursday, September 27th, 2007 at 10:03am by Axl RosenbergHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HA HA… cough, cough, choke, cough… HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Never tried to type before through such laughter… can barely see the screen through my tears… our pals over at Metal Injection found this “documentary” in which a bunch of barely pubescent kids talk about hardcore “dancing” – e.g., what you and I know as “annoying karate moshing.” And…. HAHAHAHA!!! I think I just pissed myself!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Oh that was PAINFUL to watch. This one made me chuckle though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTRHA2tVyTA
Dude, this hardcore dancing…What the fuck is that shit? The first time I saw this at a concert, I couldn’t stop laughing.
zOMG! yes, that’s right, zOMG.
First of all, invisible ninja is a redundant statement. Secondly I can only wish these worthless wastes of flesh were actually fighting ninjas because, well, then this video wouldn’t exist because they would all be dead.
I love how they try to make the “hardcore dancing” sound all revolutionary and shit. “Back when people were trying not to be trendy, some trendy dudes showed up and were all like ‘that’s right, we’re trendy, suck it!’ They then proceeded to be retards, misinterpret slam dancing as an invitation to violence – rather than kids who couldn’t dance trying to dance to the music. These retarded assholes proceeded to make like the Ninja Turtles and annoy the living piss out of anyone unfortunate enough to be near them, a tradition which contiunes to this day in the form of kids with stupid haircuts, L.E.I. jeans, and scarves that would look gay at a Bloc Party concert. Amen.”
You mean those ninja were invisible? i thought everyone could see them….. Anyway, here’s to windbreakers and Adidas!
that shit is so gay i hate it
i actually fought some guy at a local concert who was doin it lol.
they said it was revolutionary
Kill kids.
I do one of two things with these kids, I knock them on their ass in the tradition of proper moshing, or burn them with a cigarette (delivery method of the burn depends on the intensity of suck). Honestly though, there isn’t much of a metal “scene” in Kansas, so I generally don’t see this much, all the bands that come to town have a following old enough to drive to the concert.
where r these kids parents? These kids need a smack. I am actually sad for the fact that kids have now made hardcore and metal freakouts into standardized learn how to an practice dancesteps? wtf. they might as well all get together put some spandex on, practice a routine and jump in unison. im gonna go listen to coheed now and cry,
altho come 2 think of it… they all showed their faces so now when any of us see them in the “pit” (dancefloor to them) we know who to punch in the face first
i honestly really dont give a hit what u pricks think eugh hardcore dancing this hardcore dancing that . just fuck off and leave them alone ! everybody is open to their own style so u can go suck a lemon if u dont lyk it !
i hardcore dance at gigs and I’m good at it ! loads of u “metallers” have tried to stop me and ive just plowed thru them ! cigarette or no cigarette in hand !
if any1 disagrees then fuck u ! its what i want to do !
o im going to a gig on friday ! guess what i’m doing there ? ……….. HxC dancing !
goodbye
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