THE NEW KISS TOOTHBRUSH: “BRUSHING NEVER ROCKED THIS HARD”

Monday, October 15th, 2007 at 2:43pm by

In the ever-growing empire of products to which uber-product whore Gene Simmons has attached his name, we present to you the brand new Kiss Toothbrush, which plays “Rock and Roll All Night” as the would-be brusher brushes their teeth.

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According to a report, the song lasts for two minutes, meaning it essentially acts as a timer to keep your kids brushing. “And keeping a child brushing longer increases the odds that he or she will hit all the surfaces of the teeth. In one 2005 British study, kids spent about two minutes in the bathroom for tooth brushing, but most of the time the brushes weren’t even inside their mouths. They spent 10 seconds brushing the front teeth, 13 seconds on the back teeth…and 30 seconds biting the brush and sucking water out of it.”

Good to know that future generations of young ones will be rocking and rolling all night… or at least for two minutes. This one is definitely going on Uncle Vince’s Chanukah list.

-VN

  • TTquick

    My kids have this. They hate it because they don’t want to brush the full 2 minutes. It’s like torture. Brats.

  • http://www.NYCMetal.com Sam

    well god damn…. I may just start brushing! Except that I hate KISS…. and brushing…. hmmm, nevermind.

  • http://thecontrarianmedia.com the contrarian

    If I had to listen to the most talentless, overrated band in the history of rock every time I brushed, I’d already be wearing dentures.

  • http://www.myspace.com/freaksystemband Sammy

    Is there nothing KISS won’t sell?

  • maggot07

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaha

  • Tag

    it would be cool if you could somehow put your own songs on the toothbrush. I would rock out to seventeen every night/morning

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  • mark

    lol i love going to these sites and reading dumnass nothings complain about music, wen they have done nothing with their lives… continue on doing nothing lol… gene simmons could buy u if he wanted, i dont like kiss either btw, just think u have to get a life….