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KARMA STRIKES AGAIN: LINKIN PARK “SINGER” BREAKS HIS ARM MID-SHOW

 Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 at 3:42pm by

I know it’s wrong to laugh at other people’s misfortunes, but fuck it, I’m gonna do it anyway: Chester Bennington broke his arm in the middle of a gig and I couldn’t be happier about it. Fuck this guy for making so much crappy music, and fuck this guy for lowering my faith in humanity even further when millions of people purchased that crappy music.

I hope he gets an infection and they have to amputate the arm. Without anesthesia. I don’t know why they wouldn’t be able to use anesthesia, but it’s my fantasy and I’ll do what I want, thank you very much.

-AR

P.S. Yes, I know that’s not really a picture of Chester Bennington. That’s part of the joke, numb nuts.

  • TTquick

    I think that special neon tattoo ink he used on his arm will react with the anesthesia. As a doctor, I say he cant use it.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net Axl Rosenberg

    THANK YOU, TTquick!

  • Kye

    Sooooo I think I’m gunna throw this out there despite the fact that I know everyone on this site is against me…

    I love Linkin Park, they’re actually my favorite band

    And all the Agalloch, Opeth, In Flames, and Dimmu Borgir(my other favorite bands) in the world won’t change that.

  • PitViper401

    I’d swear I’ve seen that picture before. Is it from some movie I’m forgetting?

  • Kip Wingerschmidt

    As one still dealing with the aftermath of a broken bone, I ain’t laughin in the least, despite my avid dislike for Linkin Park. For shame, Axl – watch out karma don’t take that gratuitous hate of yours and turn it against you…

  • http://www.NYCMetal.com Sam

    That band needed a sudden stop.. I don’t know any of them by name, is it the guitar player?

  • Wayne

    It’ll be hard for him to cut himself thru the cast.

  • http://www.myspace.com/crocpodcast Noch

    Linkin Park is not even metal.Can’t believe their last producer is working with ‘Tallica now.This makes me feel pretty fuckin’ pessimistic.

    The metal community doesn’t give three shits about this ”band”.S’kinda laughable that there’s actually hype about the last record.Someone,help me understand why Blabbermouth now has serious headlines about those guys and Celine Dion.

    But your post made my day dude.I dig your honesty.

    Noch
    C.R.O.C. Underground Metal Podcast
    http://www.myspace.com/crocpodcast

  • Kye

    Their last producer (Rick Rubin…aka God…no, seriously, look at him and tell me he doesnt look lik God) worked with Run DMC, The Beastie Boys, RHCP, Slayer, Jay Z, Slipknot, and System of a Down before he worked with LP….I think going to Metallica next doesn’t seem that out of place

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