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DIMEBAG TOY MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE’RE KIDS AGAIN

 Friday, October 19th, 2007 at 9:52am by

Call me immature, call me a dweeb, I don’t give a fuck: I like toys. So far, it hasn’t hampered my sex life, but who knows what the future holds.

Still, my Slash action figure is getting mighty lonely on my desk all by itself; so I’m ecstatic that I can soon get it a friend in the form of Knucklebonz Far Beyond Driven-era Dimebag figure. At 99 nucks, it’s gonna cost a shitload more than my Slash figure did, but, like I said, I like toys, so fuck it.

Pre-order the figurine here.

-AR

  • http://www.myspace.com/freaksystemband Sammy

    Call me immature or a dick, but I had some anal cavity joke that is probably way overplayed, so screw it, I’ll be nice…today.

  • Paul D

    It’s 99 bucks because Dimebag is dead.

    Companies that sell this Dimebag figure are nothing but a bunch of fucking bloodsuckers.

    Fie, shame, and a pox on all of them.

  • ERiK

    Actually if you look, all their bronze sculptures are $99+. Really cool stuff, if I made 6 figures a year I would purchase many of them. As it stands, it ain’t gonna happen.

  • Wayne

    I don’t know from toys, but that seems awfully damn pricey to me. But if you’ve already got Slash, Angus, and Lemmy on your mantle, can you pass this up? A metal toy collection striving towards any kind of respectability would be sorely incomplete without Dime.

    Then again, maybe you should just save up for an M. Shadows figurine. The detail work on those grills is going to be fucking unbelievable!

  • Tony

    Can most of the people that would ACTUALLY buy this AND display in their house even afford it?

    The rent on the double wide surely takes up most of the disposable income.

  • http://suckit Ken M

    tony….shut you douche baggin’ face up.

  • TTquick

    Next to the Freddie Mercury figure (of course), That Keith Emerson figure is gayer than Axl hanging with with a passed out Slash.

  • http://metalsucks.com DARRELL

    I have the first one and I think the first one looks way better but I would still get this one.

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