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DIMEBAG TOY MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE’RE KIDS AGAIN

  • Axl Rosenberg
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DIMEBAG TOY MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE’RE KIDS AGAINCall me immature, call me a dweeb, I don’t give a fuck: I like toys. So far, it hasn’t hampered my sex life, but who knows what the future holds.

Still, my Slash action figure is getting mighty lonely on my desk all by itself; so I’m ecstatic that I can soon get it a friend in the form of Knucklebonz Far Beyond Driven-era Dimebag figure. At 99 nucks, it’s gonna cost a shitload more than my Slash figure did, but, like I said, I like toys, so fuck it.

Pre-order the figurine here.

-AR

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