ANGEL DOWN AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING: SOMEONE PLEASE SEND SEBASTIAN BACH TO SKID ROW
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 at 10:47am by Axl Rosenberg
Okay okay okay, I had to get the lame Sebastian Bach pun out of the way.
ANYWAY, Sebastian Bach’s much ballyhooed new album, Angel Down, is now avail for streaming in its entirety on AOL music; I’ve listened to about half of it, and while I’m sure at least one of you will disagree with me, it’s really, really, really bad. Really bad.
Here’s the thing: it’s not impossible, in 2007, to make good hard rock or pop metal – hell, we’ve seen some pretty good examples of those genres this year – nor is the album bad because Bach is, as some have accused, “stuck in the 80s.” I mean, Bach is stuck in the 80s, but that’s not why this album is bad. This album is bad because the songwriting sucks. There are “hooks,” I suppose, but not good ones. It’s just boring, generic cock rock, and frankly, I don’t think anyone hanging out on the Strip in ‘85 would’ve enjoyed this crap, either (then again, Pretty Boy Floyd managed to have a career, so who knows). And no amount of guest appearances by reclusive singers from more famous bands in the world can save lousy songwriting (By the way, it’s recently come to my attention that at least one of these songs was written by Ralph Santolla of Deicide and Obituary fame; I find that incredibly hard to believe, but in any case, whatever Santolla contributed didn’t do much to raise the quality level here).
So for now I’ll go back to daydreaming about Baz reuniting with Skid Row, thank you very much. Only thing is, after awhile, I’ll probably remember that the last two Skid Row albums sucked monkey balls, too, and I’ll have to be content with my one trillionth spin of Slave to the Grind.
-AR
did you see the latest Blabbermouth piece on Sebastian’s ass kissing on Axl Rose? “SEBASTIAN BACH: AXL ROSE Is ‘Like A One-Man LED ZEPPELIN’ – Nov. 13, 2007″!! :-D
I will take you at your word on this and NOT give it a listen. The little I’ve heard is just terrible jumped-the-shark-18-years-ago crap. Now, I WILL take this opportunity to say the my sons gave me the Avenged album for my recent birthday, and it is a fucking great album. Odd in places, but great nonetheless.
I agree. This album is pretty ridiculous. But, bless his heart, Sebastian really commits to it. It’s not a lazy album….just bad.
Yes, I listened to this. All the way through. All. The. Way. My God, this is terrible. I do really like Sebastian’s complete child like love for metal and his desire to rock out…but man, what we really need is… wait for it, wait for it…. SAVAGE ANIMAL!
I LOVE YOU EMAIL ME PLEASE SKID ROW ALWAYS FOREVER BABY YOU NOW ITS OUT TO BE ONLY YOU AXELROSE LOVE YOU TO ,,,,, SINCERLY WITH LOVE PEACE TALK TO ME FIGHTFOR MY RIGHTS PLEASEXOXOXOONE DAY PEACE ALL I ASK
MY REALITY ROCK STARS MY PARTNERS IN CRIME ,,,,, whaTS MY NAME YOU GOT IT I SAID IT KICKEN ASS TAKEN NAMES ,,,MOTLEY CREW CHICK DR FEEL GOOD …. NIXXY SIXX MYSELF VINCE NEIL NAME JUST FEW PEOPL.E.KAREN JAMES REALITY WAY TO MANY TV ICONS AROUND MYSELF ALL MYLIFE DONT ASK I CANT EXPLAIN LOL CHEERS ,,REALITY A BIZAR TWIST OF US SKIDROW AXELROSE ,,,, SPOKESMODEL ROCKER CHICK OF MANY EVENTS TALENTS THREW OUT YEARS UM HELP,AND WAY TO MUCH SUCESS ICONS AROUND ME HELP PLEASE FIGHT MY RIGHTS RIGHT SIDE THE LAW ,,,, THIS 6 FOOT6 BLOND KIKC ASS NO MASTTE4R WHAT HAPPEN LOL
BROOKE BURNS AGENT IM WITH NOW AND JENNA JAMESON ON HOLD TO NAME FEW BABES MYSELF THANKS REALITY EMAIL ANYONE LOOKING TO CHAT TO MYSELF ILL BE HAPPY TALK ASK QUESTINS TO MYSELF ANYTHING WEL IF IO FEEL UP TO IT ILL REPLY I AM RATHER BUSY BUT HEY HEY KEEP ON STAND BY UYOU BET ILL GO ALL WAY KICKASS NOTHING BUT TRUTH SO HELP M,E SKDIROW MOTLEY CREW AXELROSE POSION NAME FEW ROCKERS EMAIL ME KARENJUST35@live.ca SOON BAYWATCH BABE ROCKER AND NOW GONE COUNTRY
IM KAREN JAMES AGENTAND WITH OURTEAM HERE SHE ROCKS KNOWS BEST SENCE AGE 14 SHES BEEN GOING UPS DOWNS REALITY IS THIS ARTIST ROCKS IN EVERY THING SHE DOES AND IS DAM SEXXXY AND LONG TALL ,,,, SEXY HOLLYWOOD PRODUCATIONS TEAM LEADERS SO YOU WANT MORE HER WAIT SEE ……..ALL ABOUT TO VOME YOUR WAY HER OUN WAY ,,,,,
REALITY THE RADIO STATION MOTLEY CREW CHEZ 106.COM KARENJAMES WRITES BREAKING NEWS REPORT REALITY ,,,,,, AND WAY TO MUCH FAME TAKE ON ,,, HELP I MEAN REAL Y AS IF WE CAN BE EVERY WHERE … WHAT REALY HAPPEND TO ME AND REALITY HARD CORE FACTS AND WHAST GOING ON TODAY ,,, ARE YOU READY FOR WHAT ABOUT TO COME ,,,, HOWDARE ANY ONE BACK MYSELF IN CORNER I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEACH AND ILL BLOODY WELL DAM STARIGHT TELL YOU MY SIDE TRUTH MATTERS IM JSUT A DA,M VERY SEXY TALENTED WOMEN ,,, WHOM STARTED AGE 14 OPPS LOL….THEN GREW UP AROUND BUINESS BUT GOT SCREWED ,,, THE WROGN WAY FOR WHAT AMN DO YOU REALY KNOW ME MAYBE BUY MY HEAD BANGER LOOKS ,,,IM 6 FOOT 4BLOND IM JUSTA WOMEN ,,,,I LOVE MISS MY KIDS ITS SO UN FAIR UN CALLED FOR AND SOCITY SUCKS WHENON WRONG SIDE LAW FOR BEIGN VICTIM HELP ARTIST FREE GIVE BACK WHAT MINE MY LIFE MY KIDS AND MILLONS ,,,SET THIS 8-0S
VOTE FOR ME WHOM AM I WHMS HEARD ME WHATS REALY THE REALSIDE MY SIDE STORY IS SHOCKING EMAIL ME LIVE KARENJUST 35@LIVE,CA MR ADAM BREESE YOUR NO MAN TO HAEV DOEN THIS TO MYSELF YOU JERK BAZ WILL GET YOU GOOD WELLL SORRY I LOVED HIM BEFOR I LOVED YOUSHOULD HAD BABY WITH BAZ NOT YOU ,,,,,
KAREN JAMES HELP PLEASE ,,,, BAZ FROM ONTARIO WRITE A SIGHNED CONTRAC BLACK WHITE SHOW MEDIA THERE SO WRONG ,,, TRUTH MOTLEY CREW JUST CAME BACK FROM LA LIVE MY BUDDY DJ INTERVIEDBAND BAZ HELP BAZ COME ON KICKASS WRITE A WRIITTEN LETTER FOR MYSELF ON MY BEHALF ANDWHAT YOU GOING DO TO,,ABOUT RECTIFING THE TRUTH MATTER YOU HAVE YOUR SIDE THINGS I HAVE MINE ,,, TO SAY ,,,,,LOVE YOU BAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ALL BEST …..WHERE YOUR AT TODAY PEACE BABY ,,,,,,QUESTION,,,,,,,,,,,BAZ PLEASE EMAIL ME AGAIN THANKS TAKE CARE ,,, DO YOUR SHOWS FOREVER YOUR THE MAN
IM MANGER COMPANY OF BREESSER ENTERTAINMENT I HAVE JUST OFFERED THIS WOMEN AFTER ALL SHES BEEN THE ACCUCSED IN BUINESS LOOKS AND NOMONEY NO NAME ,,, AS LOOKLIKE THANKS IM RON,,,,,LIGIT ,,
karen james went goth metal punk chick now looks ,,into my life im now police work and goth metal punk chick,,,,,and dummped the hair of hot blond a method to my madness and my right as humailty descrace and victimized as my true indety was stolen ripped off and my oun life threated times ten over this artist singer sabchtine bach and my looklikes as faithill christina appelgate i am very happy with my new look now criminal intent still want mess with my sels watch out luck out i wont back down and eaither with my crew in this mess what you have done to me and what i have went threw ,,,, i cant wait lock your ass up in jail 25 years or more,,,as we taken action for m iss karenjames ,,, after all you have done to her looks and women she is shes not women to mess with eaither are her people ,,,whom ever stoled her son wil pay big time as for axelrose look hes no more as well he has different look ,,, now whom would ever has our son ,,, hey man this axel and i state the true facts im jsut me i was m istake for fames person and we had a son ,,, now its time play hard ball for whom messed with i called my women at time my samatha fox lita ford loooks as when we met years back truth ,,, as for this sabchtine bach night mare karen had a 24 7 hour night mare with about this artist,,, insane as for her ex is only looklike of rockstar and they had daughter together for judgen this women or myself in media was very wong or her ex sabatine bach ways her ex …..so forth ,,,the end to let every one know ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,does crime pay no doesnt ,,,stop think when you judge a fames perosn or the accussed its not fun being ojn wrong side oir the accussed
shocking news ium chuck i now make stand for karenjames soon this gone way to far why any women have go threw this for what reason
casting call
GET MY DRIFT YET MAS FIRST AND FORMAL RADIO STAIONS ACROSS NATION FEW MY FRIENDS ARE DJS OR I VENT CHAT TO THEY KNOW OF THE MY SIDE TRUTH THATS ALL EXTRAEXTRA ENTERTANMENT ,,, TO MUCH SHOWBIZ OFFERS AND YOU CAN WRECK MYSELF BUT YOU HAVE ALRADSY BROKE MY SOUL VIOCLED MY RIGHT AS HUMEN IM REALY NOT INPRESSED ,,I HAVBE NEVER ASKED FOR SHOW BIZ AT ANY RIGHT YOU JUDGED MYSELF MY HOTT SEXY LOOKS I WAS TATENTED AT AGE JSUT A LITTEL KID CHILD THEN GREW UP AROUND EVERY TIME I TUERED AROUND AS MEETING A ICON ,, DOTN ASK OR SOMEONE WAS INTERDUCEING MYSELF TO FAMES OR SOMEONE KNEW SOMEONE DOESNT MEANFUCK ALL ,, AND BAZ MYSELF MY SIDE TRUTH LONG STORY ,,,, karenjames ,,,, MY NAME DESTROYED MY PUBLIC IMAGES VIOLED VICTIMIZED THINK ME AS YOU WILL I GOT NOTHING MORE SAY IM GREAT WOMEN PERSON ,,, AND I MADE MY OUN WAY WITH WHOM IS ABOVE MYSELF ,,,,ID FRAUD FOR THOUSADNS MILONS EVEN MY NAME WRECKED WELL WAHT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND ITS FREE COUNTRY IL EXPRESS HOW I FEEL WHAT I WANT AT ANY GIVEN TIME AND DAY OR NIGHT IM ONLY7HUMEN I THINK DOI YOU KNOW WHOM I AM ,,, WHOM REMEMBERS ME80S SHOUT SHOUT GET IT ,GIVE ME HELP PLEAE THANKS,,, AS FOR MY EX MR ADAM BREESE KNOWN FULL NAME PARTICK ADAM BREESE BE A MAN TAKE YOUR ACTIONS WITH MYSELF READ ALKL THIS JELOUSEEY GETS YOU NO WHERE MY DEAR AND YOU IM ALIVE ,,,, SO WHERS MY DAUGHTER TODAY ,, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG ,,,,TALK TO ME,,, IF YOU READ THIS,,, KARENJAMES BORN BELLEVILLE ONTARIO JUNE 13 TH WAS CROWN WARD CAS CHIL D MY FAMIYLS FUCKED A WRITE OFF ,, MY TWO SEPRTAIONS ARE FUCKED AS WELL ,,, I LOVE MY CHILDREN WHOM EVER HAS MY SON YOUR GOING WISDH YOU NEVER MESSED WITH US AXEL MYSELF LOOK LIKES YUOU DONT KNOW WHOMI KNOW ITS BEST TO BE ADVISED ,,, HOW SICK A CHILD GOES MISSING THREEDAYS FROM HOSPITAL THENN CLAMIS BNE MY FAMILY HU,,H,, MY SONS NOT EVEN 4 DAYS OLD NOW YOUR MESS WITH A SON OF BITCH ,,, MEMEBR WELL,,, HUH
IM ROB IF YOU GOT PROBLEM DEAL WITH ITI LOVE THIS WOMEN THIS IS IS ONE SABCHTIN BACHS FRIENDS MY BROTHER LIVES BESIDE BAZ REALITY FACTS AND THE TRUTH MATTER IS ,,,I ASKED KARENJAMES BE MY FEATURE WIFE AND I SPEND ALOT TIME WITH HER THANKS ,,, ROB AND KARENJAMES FOREVER SHES SEXY AMAZENING WOMEN ,,,,, I LOVE CUDDELING HER WHEN IM OVER AT HER PLACE,,,, I DO ROB WANT MARRY KAREN JAMES,,,, ALWAYS FOREVER I TELL HER THIS AND LOVE HER SO MUCH XOXO
HEY THERE IM NICK IM IN LOVE WITH KAREN JAMES,,,WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THIS WOMEN,,, I DO MEAN ANYTHING IM IN LAW AS WELL ,,SHES A TRUE SURVIVER AND INSANE WHAT SHES LIVED THEREW ,,
karenjames rocks man shes hott as hell ,,, love darren james my bro ,, and i ,,, always forever