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NOW VINCE NEIL SAYS TOMMY LEE IS IN MOTLEY CRUE

 Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 at 10:59am by

I say we just put all four members of the Crue in a steel cage for a fight to the death, and the winner gets to be killed.

This is ridiculous, and honestly, I could give a flying fuck anymore. Like Metallica, this band has about as much of a chance of ever recording anything decent again as I do of having a three way with Christina Scabbia and Marta. Actually, I think I may have a better chance of making that three way happen, as I have drugs, booze, and, God willing someday money on my side.

Fuck these guys. Fuck them in the ear.

-AR

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  • Wayne

    Seriously, Nikki and Mick need to just start over.

  • Sammy

    How long til Vince Neil ends up on Celebrity Fit Club? As for Bob Deal -er, Mick Mars, he can barely stand anymore with his degenerative ankylosing spondylitis. He needs an intermission to perform and can hardly move while playing guitar. Poor guy looks like he’s in constant pain.

  • http://www.contemptmedia.com contempt.media

    You could probably at least snag Marta.

  • http://www.hibernum.net Hibernum

    Sadly, this is an act that lost its way. Mick is sick, obviously. I mean he looked like the living dead years ago on the behind the music. And they haven’t done that much in the studio that really wowed fans in the last 10 years. Really, if there is any band that needs the mercy of Rick Rubin, its them. Hey, if they hook up after this, can I get some sort of finders fee?

  • Jethro_Knight

    You have excellent tastes of three ways!

    seriously, TLee needs to jump off the face of the earth.

  • Wayne

    Yep, Mick definitely looked to be at death’s door during the recent tours, but he played his ass off…better than anyone else in the band!!!!

  • http://dragonlady474.wordpress.com dragonlady474

    The only Motley Crue album I’ve ever liked was Too Fast For Love.

  • http://www.bebo.com/Just-Not-There GNR

    Screw you all!!!!! get lives…Motley Crue fucking own…Just like GNR…An ACDC….

  • karenjames reak karenjames

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