AS FAR AS SYNTHETIC CASH GRABS GO, THE VAN HALEN REUNION TOUR IS A PRETTY GOOD ONE
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 at 12:04pm by Axl Rosenberg
After years of skipping Van Hagar concerts and DLR/Hagar co-tours and God knows what else, I’m proud to announce that Vince and I popped our collective Van Halen cherry last night when we checked out the band’s current “reunion” tour at its stop at Madison Square Garden. I don’t think it had really sunk in for either of us that we were finally going to see this band which had been so important in both our youths, and to be honest, after being let down reunions over the year from bands like Kiss and Motley Crue – shows mired in schtick in the face of those bands’ total lack of ability to actually perform their own music well anymore – I had kind of assumed that this show was going to be anticlimactic.
I was dead fucking wrong. Ridiculous ticket prices be damned, lack of Michael Anthony be damned, fact that I don’t buy for a second that EVH and DLR actually like one another be damned – this show, which lasted nearly two hours and encompassed every song you’d ever want to hear these dudes play and even some songs you’d never think they would – fucking rocked my ass off.
Not that there’s a lack of schtick here – there’s a laser show, a mini-blimp (and I mean an actual blimp, not Wolfgang Van Halen) that floats over the audience, and, of course, the bar mitzvah band leader from hell himself, Mr. David Lee Roth – but none of it feels like compensation for the fact that the band sucks; in other words, the fact that these dudes play so well means they’ve earned the right to over-the-top arena antics.
The three original members of VH on display here are all in awesome shape and at the top of their game. Sure, DLR has probably had a little too much work done – when he’s grinning ear-to-ear and snapping his fingers he looks like a too-muscular version of Steve Martin’s character from The Jerk, and when the veins burst from his neck and head he looks like the wack job Tommy Lee Jones played in Under Siege – but man, his vocals actually sounded really, really good. And I usually couldn’t care less about drum solos, but Alex Van Halen – the band member who, kind of mysteriously, has gotten less press than anyone (including Michael Anthony and Wolfgang) from this whole circus – absolutely killed it. The dude was on fire.
And what about the man himself, Mr. Edward Van Halen, Esquire? After years of seeing people imitating him, I was floored to realize it’s still a thrill to watch the master himself at work. The guy truly is one of the most amazing guitarists of all time, period, and I never cease to be amazed by his technical skills and just the raw sounds he’s able to get out of his instrument. A bit in which DLR impersonated motorcycle sounds, Michael Winslow-style, and EVH then proceeded to make those same sounds on his axe may sound cheesy – but it fucking worked like a charm, in no small part just because it was amazing to hear Eddie make his guitar growl like a cougar. Hearing the man play “Eruption” live is surely one of the highlights of my year.
Now, a word on Wolfgang Van Halen. I know I’ve been unnecessarily tough on this poor little dude, and it was probably wrong of me to take out my disappointment about Michael Anthony being left out of the fold on him. He’s more than an able bass player and was even a pretty decent stage performer. That being said, his backing vocals were too pre-pubescent sounding for their own good, and you’ve gotta be concerned for the kid’s mental health at least a little: where the fuck do you go after being 16 and playing to a sold-out crowd at MSG with one of the biggest bands in history, especially when you did nothing to earn that honor beyond being the son of he band’s namesakes? There’s almost nowhere to go but down, and while I’m sure this tour will pay for his college education a hundred times over, I’m not convinced it’s worth it. But hey, this is a metal site, not a parenting site, so fuck it.
Bottom line: if you’re a Van Halen fan, you have to suck it up and fork over the dough to see this tour. It’s 110% worth it, I promise you.
-AR
I’m so glad you boys had fun. I loved my tour stop. If they swing through the midwest again, I might have to buy another over-priced ticket.
Allyson B. Crawford
http://www.bringbackglam.com
I had a great time at the Chicago show. Glad you guys had fun at MSG!
I saw Van Halen when their first album came out. They were opening for Black Sabbath (Ozzy singing) and kicked some major ass that night.
AR, i’m impressed that you didn’t you use “Fatty Ding Dongs” in the review at all, not even once. although “Michael Anthony being left out of the fold”, was that pun intended? :-D
but in all seriousness, glad to hear the tour is still going pretty well. looks like they just added a Houston date, so i plan on going if the price isn’t too atrocious!!
No sardonic comments from me today on this one. Glad you liked it.
a mini-blimp (and I mean an actual blimp, not Wolfgang Van Halen)
Ouch dude. That was uncalled-for.
Anyway. I’ve seen Van Hagar twice. Once after F.U.C.K. came out and once a few years later when they were touring in support of the live album (the very idea is so meta that it makes my head hurt.)
They rightly rocked both times.
In fact, the second time I saw them was by far the loudest concert I’ve ever attended. I’m pretty sure I can attribute the bulk of my hearing loss (which is substantial) to that one show.
Paul, you have to realize that 93.5% of what is said or commented upon here is uncalled for.
i think Sammy really sums up the site w/ that line :-D
In terms of the OMG factor, I think the KISS shows in ‘96-’97 blew away VH. KISS played some places 3-4x and then came back again. VH is certainly selling well, but not THAT well.
Yeah, the first Kiss komeback tour was awesome. The four subsequent retirement tours were less so.
I saw them in Detroit. It was AWESOME. It was FUCKING AWESOME. I’ve never had such an immediate and visceral rush at a rock concert and I’m well into my thirties at this point. I felt like I was eight years old again, sitting in my room playing air guitar to Diver Down and Van Halen I. Every song that they played was a freaking goddamned certified motherfucking amazing out-of-the-fucking-ballpark hit!
I remember being in like, what — forth or fifth grade when David Lee Roth left Van Halen at the time. Amongst my friends there was a constant controversy – with or without Dave – what side do you choose? At the time, I really did like the first Sammy Hagar/Van Halen album, “5150”.
Looking back, I can see that it marks a dramatic change in the band, one that really is more than a line in the sand. It’s a fucking forty foot wide moat filled with crocodiles and snakes. Eddie guitar tone changed for the worst and the schmatltz that is Mr. Hagar really took over as the defining musical influence. Certainly Sammy Hagar has proven himself a more capable modern pop song writer than David Lee Roth. Dave writes rock and blues. He doesn’t have Hagar’s gift of sweet melody. But ya know what? Fuck that shit, gimmie Dave any old day over that steaming pile of cotton candy.
I could quibble more about Anthony not being there, I could be snarky about Wolfgang Van Halen looking more scared than enthusiastic. But, hey – I wish I would have won that genetic lottery. I’m sure having crazy-ass Eddie as your dad has its downside, but it certainly has its upside in getting to play “Runnin’ With The Devil” in front of twenty thousand screaming fans. I got on my feet from the minute they hit the stage and didn’t sit down the entire night. Eddie’s guitar tone was great. I think perhaps he might have paired it down to the basics as he was playing his Frankenstrat most of the night. The great thing about the staging of this tour is that it was very basic.
My favorite line that Dave said all night is something to the effect that we should all be in awe, because we were witnessing the worlds only real, and functional time machine. 88 miles per hour.
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