Comments on: FUNNY METAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME TOO PURE TO DIE MERCH!

By: Heartburn Home Remedy

Heartburn Home Remedy — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:05:44 +0000

Not that I’m totally impressed, but this is a lot more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on Digg telling that the info is quite decent. Thanks.

By: PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS | MetalSucks

PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS | MetalSucks — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:59:46 +0000

[...] to last week’s contest which asked for funny captions for the above photo have been announced! One grand prize winner gets [...]

By: bluegoth75

bluegoth75 — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:25:06 +0000

“What the FUCK is John Tesh doing to that donkey?”

By: DeathMetalDave

DeathMetalDave — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:55:11 +0000

Ladies please…the mustache rides ain’t cheap.

By: DeathMetalDave

DeathMetalDave — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:19:38 +0000

Note to self: Never swirl finger inside bellybutton and smell it….EVER again.

By: Liquidman666

Liquidman666 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:22:26 +0000

Mini-MEtal: “Look at that douche with the crooked yellow cap. What a moron.”

By: Luddybube

Luddybube — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:28:29 +0000

Chad Gay and Vinnie Small

By: Pat

Pat — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:20:10 +0000

Looks like a typical people you find in the metal crowd: you’re either really fat or really skinny.

By: DeathMetalDave

DeathMetalDave — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:23:21 +0000

“You faggots need to stop jerking off to my picture and get back to work!”

By: DeathMetalDave

DeathMetalDave — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:09:54 +0000

Hey buddy…while you’re down there, can you pick up my dignity?

By: NYCMETAL SAM

NYCMETAL SAM — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:17:22 +0000

# DeathMetalDave Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

You see this? This is my metal face. And when I put on my metal face, it’s time to fuck shit up….somebody toss me into the pit.

-MY VOTE FOR THE WIN, THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

By: DeathMetalDave

DeathMetalDave — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:24:22 +0000

Hey, any of you dudes know where the America’s Next Top Model tryouts are?

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:13:09 +0000

Lemmy a fiver

By: Liquidman666

Liquidman666 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:49:35 +0000

Billy Milano has really let himself go.

By: Liquidman666

Liquidman666 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:48:06 +0000

“Dude, I can’t wait for Paganfest America!”

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:19:03 +0000

“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”

By: Ryd1ZZ

Ryd1ZZ — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:54:58 +0000

lol @ DeathMetalDave…I almost put that exact quote!

nice one!

By: DeathMetalDave

DeathMetalDave — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:46:55 +0000

Does this vest make me look fat?

By: tiagón

tiagón — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:58:30 +0000

“…and yes – I – AM – SEXY”

By: Ryd1ZZ

Ryd1ZZ — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:56:30 +0000

“Obey my fucking mullet you pieces of shit!”

Really feelin’ Aaron’s puke sound from the guy in the corner!