I’D LIKE TO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
Monday, December 10th, 2007 at 1:58pm by Axl RosenbergJesus jumpin’ Christ, this band sucks. And not only do they suck, but they seem proud to suck: I haven’t seen a band do the Korn-hop the way they do in this video since about 2002 (you know the Korn-hop: bend over so you look like you have osteoporosis or something, then bounce with the beat).
Also, why does the lead singer have a tear tattooed on his face? In prison, that tat is reserved for murderers. Did he really murder someone? Unless it was with his shitty vocals, I highly doubt it. What a bunch of phonies. Blow me.
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-AR
pros: the girl in the video is reasonably cute
cons: everything else, ESPECIALLY the clean vocals, embarassing
The tear tattoo is a symbolic tattoo that is placed underneath one’s eye to create the impression that the individual is crying. This tattoo has multiple, regionally-variant meanings. In prison it is often used to signify that the wearer is a “sissie.” Generally the prisoner is forced to get the tattoo by their “sugar daddy.”
BWAAAAHAHAHAHA :_D
Fred Durst’s timeless influence beats on. What a jaunty cap!
Two things that are definitely metal…1) Dreadlocks, 2) Songs about breaking up with your girlfriend.
HA! I meant to say “…definitely NOT metal”, but what I actually wrote made me laugh harder.
Can music videos please go away and die. Hey, check out the band pretending to play thier music and try to look cool at different angles… Oh, it’s boring, insert a hot chick or some “morbid” imagery. Oh, that’s boring too. Fuck it, the label paid us our money. Here’s your sweet video for myspace or you tube.
The music video is terrible. I did however see them live at Family Values. Make fun of me all you want, but sometimes I’m in the mood for nu-metal. And I bet you guys listened to it back in the day (or still do!) but you’re too chicken to admit it.
I actually like the music behind the band. I could do away with the vocals, but the way of the fist and salvation have pretty good music behind them. The korn hop is hilarious and will never go away.
I beleive the chick in the video, as cute as she is, played Christina Applegate’s younger sister in “Don’t Tell Mom the Babbysitter’s Dead.” Yes, I just referenced that movie.
Erik!!! Yes, music videos should go away for good. They are worthless and for people who can only watch a scene for one millisecond before they have to see the next.
Vince and I were clowning on these fools saturday night. what assbags!
GOD DAMNIT DEATHMETALDAVE!!! I kind of liked you till you brought up the dread locks! I’m fuckin metal god damnit! Despite my handicapped dreadlocks.
If people actually think that this band is metal, then THAT is where you are making the mistake. They are ACTUALLY a shitty hard rock band with a prison bitch singer (thanks morrizz)
Music videos rock, I love watching em.
They might go off of TV, but they will live online. You watched it, AND commented. :)
I always hated overly succesful bands and I can’t turn on the radio without hearing the DJs blabbering about 5FDP day and night (album of 2007 ? fuck that) and now they are #1 cause all the retards are calling in requesting them. Same shit in my school all the fucktards are listening to this shit so I heard the whole album. It’s like Slipknot meets Pantera. Hate them both.
Listening to their debut album now. The press over here have just started raving about them, but they’re nothing new in the slightest…
I don’t think their THAT bad..
I don’t know why Ivan ( that’s the singer’s name) has the tear tattoo. The tattoo of tear’s symbolism has changed a lot since the early to mid 1900s. It can represent the loss of a family member or a friend.
As for 5FDP, personally I’m love the band.
To the journalist that wrote this, I ask you check them out live next time they go through the states before you go around thinking that their horrible just because of one music video. If you don’t like them after that, whatever. I’ve met and hung out with band on a personal level and all the guys are veteran Metal musicians. Darrell Roberts(one of the 2 guitar players, the other being Zoltan Bathory) played in WASP for a while. So yes there may be some new Nu- Metal influences, but I like it! So you blow me!
I don’t know why there is such a hatred tword these guys on here, but its quite uncalled for. They are amaizing musicians and are obviously good at what they are doing. If you don’t like the style then wooptie doo.
Did not enjoy their cover of Bad Company at all…disgraces the original and disgraces two guys you really ought not disgrace (for your own safety)…Paul Rodgers and Ned Flanders
Thats totally harsh! I am a big fan of 5FDP. Maybe if you took the time get to actually listen to all the music, see their amazing live performances, and experience how awesome the band treats their fans…you would have the respect for 5FDP that they DESERVE!!
I have been in the trenches with many heavy metal bands that have came and gone. For all those that can listen to this band and think they “suck” then you should be a talent agent for columbia records finding new “pop” talent becuse you dont know great metal bands like FFDP. Do us a favor and just go open up your cd case and play you Justin Timberlake cd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha! The comments at the top make me laugh. Sounds like a bunch of wanna be rockstars that are butt hurt over the fact that they’re not half as good as 5FDP. Go back to listening to your Fall Out Boy ya Sally
my first point: I love both slipknot and pantera, not for their commercial success but their songs. Comparing this mediocre band to them is outrageous!!!shit, their ok but omg they are just bland. It may just be the absolutely boring production, with its flat tones and odd effects, but the singer is boring!also though, the lead riffs are all quite on the album and i think generally they aren’t too technically sound! Much rather listen to chimera if i want heavy stuff with lead guitars, or old a7x.
Sorry FFDP but you got the shitty production ur label payed for.
I dont like this song, but i actually enjoy some of their music. Zoltan Bathory and Darrell Roberts are great guitarist that deserve their recognition. As for the lead singer he reminds me too much of Chuck Liddell of UFC, I dont really care for his melodies but his harsh vocals are actually good. Oh and DREDS are DEFINITELY HARD CORE KICK ASS METAL!!! so for those of you who dont think so, go choke on a hard donkey D***!!
OH…and the KORN hop will never die, it kicks ASS FU**ERS!!
I Liked Them When They First Came Out, but They Progressively Became Something Softer and Softer. (seriously a screamless version of the bleeding?), The Band Became Too Radio Friendly. And More Importantly They Started Attracting Emo Fans Down Here, You Know It’s Bad When Emos Call It Good. They’re in the Same League as Fall Out Boy Now. WTF? Ivan Pretty Much Can Do Metal, but He Tries So Hard to Soften Each Band He’s In. Motograter was Heavy Hitting and Tough Before He Joined, and Afterwords They Became Something They Weren’t. Ivan Needs to Figure His Shit Out.
This is corporate metal at it’s ‘finest’.
Freaking dreadful. The vocals actually made me laugh they were so bad.
Great guitarist and vocalist but the lyrics are SO whiney and bitchy. The screaming is obnoxious and redundant. I think the vocalist does have an incredible voice though. Dreds, by the way, are disgusting and were meant for dirty hippies and rastafarians.
They’re about 15 years past due. The band isn’t bad, but the singer is pathetic and boring. The lyrics just suck so much that I’m actually embarrassed for the guy. I don’t see them sticking around for too long. oh yeah and every song sounds the same to me. There isn’t much creativity there at all