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I’D LIKE TO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH

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Jesus jumpin’ Christ, this band sucks. And not only do they suck, but they seem proud to suck: I haven’t seen a band do the Korn-hop the way they do in this video since about 2002 (you know the Korn-hop: bend over so you look like you have osteoporosis or something, then bounce with the beat).

Also, why does the lead singer have a tear tattooed on his face? In prison, that tat is reserved for murderers. Did he really murder someone? Unless it was with his shitty vocals, I highly doubt it. What a bunch of phonies. Blow me.

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-AR

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