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	<title>Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: BRET MICHAELS HAS A ROCK OF LOVE IN HIS PANTS</title>
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		<title>By: linda</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-236787</link>
		<dc:creator>linda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>duh the BUMPIT IS FOR YOUR HAIR (ON THE HEAD)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>duh the BUMPIT IS FOR YOUR HAIR (ON THE HEAD)</p>
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		<title>By: LynnPinn</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-226074</link>
		<dc:creator>LynnPinn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 02:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m old, I&#039;m ugly, I&#039;m bald, what do yo u expect? The &quot;Dumbest Criminals&quot; cast is already set.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m old, I&#8217;m ugly, I&#8217;m bald, what do yo u expect? The &#8220;Dumbest Criminals&#8221; cast is already set.</p>
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		<title>By: mendolovag</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-176967</link>
		<dc:creator>mendolovag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I love this pants, they have a hidden pocket, no one can steal my cellphone now, guess where I hid it??????&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I love this pants, they have a hidden pocket, no one can steal my cellphone now, guess where I hid it??????&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: T</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-40886</link>
		<dc:creator>T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Ann!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Ann!</p>
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		<title>By: Kaye</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-38350</link>
		<dc:creator>Kaye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He has had that bulge since the  80s and I met  him in person ..Bunch of haters.......lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He has had that bulge since the  80s and I met  him in person ..Bunch of haters&#8230;&#8230;.lol</p>
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		<title>By: Bowie</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-37573</link>
		<dc:creator>Bowie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>silly faggot... dicks are for chicks!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>silly faggot&#8230; dicks are for chicks!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-31105</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.....she is hot. And the other two chicks in the swimsuits aren&#039;t bad
either!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230;..she is hot. And the other two chicks in the swimsuits aren&#8217;t bad<br />
either!</p>
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		<title>By: Megan</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-30367</link>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey my names brett micheals i still live in the 80&#039;s and i love my FAKE plastic penis and my wig that i brought for 25 dollars</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey my names brett micheals i still live in the 80&#8242;s and i love my FAKE plastic penis and my wig that i brought for 25 dollars</p>
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		<title>By: nancy</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-30366</link>
		<dc:creator>nancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hurry up and take the dam picture before my wig falls off</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hurry up and take the dam picture before my wig falls off</p>
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		<title>By: nancy</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-30365</link>
		<dc:creator>nancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hurry and take the dam before my wig falls off</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hurry and take the dam before my wig falls off</p>
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		<title>By: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A FREE RAINTIME CD &#124; MetalSucks</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-29328</link>
		<dc:creator>FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A FREE RAINTIME CD &#124; MetalSucks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] to &#8220;Chriatian666&#8243; who won our most recent funny photo caption contest lampooning a promo shot from VH1&#8217;s Rock of Love: Season 2. Chriatian666&#8217;s caption was [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] to &#8220;Chriatian666&#8243; who won our most recent funny photo caption contest lampooning a promo shot from VH1&#8217;s Rock of Love: Season 2. Chriatian666&#8217;s caption was [...]</p>
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		<title>By: fergie</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-28471</link>
		<dc:creator>fergie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is my impersonation of fergie...with a penis</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is my impersonation of fergie&#8230;with a penis</p>
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		<title>By: Jaybird</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-27671</link>
		<dc:creator>Jaybird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brett, your condition is fatal. You are suffering from elephantitis of the wankus bulbous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brett, your condition is fatal. You are suffering from elephantitis of the wankus bulbous.</p>
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		<title>By: KM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-27511</link>
		<dc:creator>KM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I GOT THIS WIG FROM FROM THE OOPS I DID IT AGAIN BRITNEY SPEARS TOUR. HAHAHAHAHA!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I GOT THIS WIG FROM FROM THE OOPS I DID IT AGAIN BRITNEY SPEARS TOUR. HAHAHAHAHA!</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-26854</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bret: &quot;Psh.  I&#039;m prettier anyway.&quot;

Tagline: &quot;Viagra: Even if you don&#039;t get laid, you&#039;ll still be proud of yourself.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bret: &#8220;Psh.  I&#8217;m prettier anyway.&#8221;</p>
<p>Tagline: &#8220;Viagra: Even if you don&#8217;t get laid, you&#8217;ll still be proud of yourself.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: TTquick</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-26756</link>
		<dc:creator>TTquick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is my real hair. I swear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is my real hair. I swear.</p>
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		<title>By: vance almighty</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-26470</link>
		<dc:creator>vance almighty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;so... when do you think they&#039;ll have us turn around?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;so&#8230; when do you think they&#8217;ll have us turn around?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Liquidman666</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-26074</link>
		<dc:creator>Liquidman666</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, CC, they&#039;re gone. You can come out now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, CC, they&#8217;re gone. You can come out now.</p>
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		<title>By: Carlo</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-26024</link>
		<dc:creator>Carlo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here&#039;s one thing my Ferrari didn&#039;t ruin</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s one thing my Ferrari didn&#8217;t ruin</p>
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		<title>By: dale schmucker</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/12/21/funny-photo-caption-contest-bret-michaels-has-a-rock-of-love-in-his-pants/#comment-25913</link>
		<dc:creator>dale schmucker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>damn!!! viagra is a &quot;magic pill.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>damn!!! viagra is a &#8220;magic pill.&#8221;</p>
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