JUSTICE IS SERVED: HINDER FRONTMAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 at 11:59am by Vince Neilstein
This still doesn’t make up for having to endure two years of terrible music, but Hinder frontman Austin John Winkler (Jewish?) has been arrested for drunk driving. According to The Jonesboro Sun he was pulled over at night because his headlights weren’t on, after which the arresting officer smelled booze coming from the vehicle.
This is all well and good, but inquiring minds would like to know: whatever happened to Hinder’s thigh-impaled fan?
-VN
probably unsuccesfully tried to offer the cop a “Lips of an Angel” treatment in exchange of not getting a ticket
Why couldnt he have died??!?! After several months after that God-awful lips of an angel bullshit, I heard a rumor that he over dosed and I was extatic! But it wasnt true. Not like it would have done any good anyways, shitty bands like that never go away. Just look at Alter Bridge. Right after I thought Creed’s reign was over, here comes the guitarist with more chord mashing bullshit. Thats why I havent listened to the radio since ‘Nam.
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