RATE SOME CORPSE PAINT AT RATEMYCORPSEPAINT.COM
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 at 3:46pm by Vince Neilstein
It’s hard to believe a website like this actually exists, but… actually, it’s not really that hard to believe. Just ask GrimFred, the corpsepainted used car salesmen. Who WOULDN’T want to buy a used car from this guy, badly Photoshopped jacket and all??
-VN










I prefer to rate some camel toe at ratemycameltoe.com.
It’s not hard to believe this exits. Dig hard enough and there’s probably a website on everything you could possibly think of. Pretty lame though, unless you are in a black metal band out of Secaucus, NJ.
ratemystupidratingwebsite.com
What I really want to know is thaT WHY EVERY PICTURE OF A BLACK METAL BAND EVERYONE OF THE MEMBERS IS HOLDING THEIR HANDS IN A POSITION THAT LOOKS AS IF THEY HAVE SOME INFLAMED ARTHRITIS PAIN OR CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME…Ah fuck, sloppy fingers and caps lock