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TWELVE YEAR OLD TO JONAS BROTHERS FANS: “MOSH PITTING IS NOT FIGHTING OVER WHO’S THE CUTEST”

 Friday, December 28th, 2007 at 4:23pm by

Logic according to the worldview of a twelve year old, directed at fans of teen pop sensations The Jonas Brothers:

“Oh, look at you, you’re so emo, you probably listen to Slipknot or some shit,” she says as she strokes her her with black fingernails and claims her love for “good music” like My Chemical Romance. Zuh?

“Fuck you little ten year olds! Fuck all of you! Fuck you!”

And then there’s the classic line in the title of this post. It isn’t? But seriously folks, when I’m mosh potting I’m actually fighting for my belief that Adam D. is cuter than Howard Jones.

-VN

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  • Dr. Satan

    I don’t know whether to laugh or puke.

  • Seth

    That girl is just old enough for me to marry. What a hottie.

  • Ryd1ZZ

    I don’t even know what to say to that.

  • http://www.hibernum.net Hibernum

    I’m glad I don’t know who the Jonas Brothers are.

    Note to all the parents out there: the internet is not for children! Otherwise this happens, and we will be making fun of your stupid children until they are 30.

  • http://metalmartyr.com Scott

    Slipknot is so Emo its not even funny. We’ll see how emo she is when she’s still getting flack for this when shes 40.

    MCR is so heavy it makes my testicles bleed, I want more!

    If she really wanted to be all hardcore she wouldn’t use paint on those fingernails. She would do it the old fashion way like I used to do it back in the day. With a tack hammer to each finger tip…pussy!

  • ERiK

    This video is why it’s ok to molest children.

  • http://www.myspace.com/freaksystemband Sammy

    Slowest. News. Day. Ever.

  • Joe
  • NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama

    Holy fucking pissy ass emo core preps fucking shit while listening to Slipknot! Fucking ten year olds.

    Dudes, I’m gonna piss my pants if I watch any more of this.

    And who the fuck are the Jonas Brothers? [Thanks for the link Joe, but I'm still not going to click it! :) ]

  • MetalAC

    Since when does MCR have pits? I’d bet they are pretty brutal though–sarcasm.

    But yeah I’m going to agree with Sammy on this with the slowest news day comment on this.

  • http://metalmartyr.com Scott

    its been an extremely slow week for the news

  • Seth

    I’m extremely upset that I am bored enough to waste about 45 seconds of my life reading about the jonas brothers. Joe, why would you even paste that link, nobody on this site wants to read it, but its a link, so people will inevitably click it (much like those spider myspace links, the equivalent of internet AIDS).

    Btw, for all the reasons that video is terrible and should be taken off youtube, my friend recorded a video that is so right, and justifies youtube’s existence. Just type in “boot to the dome” in the search menu and you’ll see it. Be patient my friends, the payoff is incredible if you watch it all the way through.

  • Crack-a-lack

    Yeah yeah yeah, Jonas brothers suck, but MCR is so damn hardcore!!! Say, how do you make a 10 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear.

  • Brad

    Wtf? Jonas Brothers are pretty fucking brutal. At least she likes the oh so hardcore MCR though.

  • http://jonasbrothersvideo.blogspot.com/ Bryant Rodgers

    i loveeee thiss songg soo muchh :] joee and demii and nickk are awsomeee:]