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ILL NINO ALBUM RELEASE DELAYED AGAIN; 1 FAN CRIES IN REMORSE

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Ill NinoIn the “(hed)p.e. level of suck” department, Ill Nino has delayed the release of their new album Enigma for at least the third time. Originally scheduled for late Summer, then pushed back to October 9, then to today (Jan. 8), and now delayed indefinitely, the band blames the continued setbacks on their label, Cement Shoes Records.

I think I just heard the faint groan of Ill Nino’s one remaining fan. Oh wait, no, that was just Axl farting.

-VN

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