METALSUCKS VS. METAL SLUDGE: REDUX

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 at 4:51pm by

Metal SludgeBack in May, our own Axl Rosenberg wrote about the once mighty poo-flinging metal site Metal Sludge, how amazing it used to be, and its subsequent downfall in recent years:

“As of this writing, the site hasn’t been updated in over a month; alas, that’s actually not so unusual for them these days. But the result is that the site is starting to seem as old and faded as the rock stars it covers. I used to check the site on a daily basis to find who Nikki Sixx was cheating on his wife with now, how recently Steven Adler had gone down on some dude to score some smack, who was winning in the competition between Vince Neil and Jani Lane to become a fatter, drunker fuck, and look at pictures of Fred Durst looking like the dude from Flock of Seagulls; now, there’s almost never anything to check.”

Thanks to MetalSucks commenter ERiK for alerting us to a current thread on the Metal Sludge message board debating Rosenberg’s article. Not surprisingly, there seems to be some hate from the MetalSludgers directed our way. But need I call into question the legitimacy of any argument coming from people who 1) think L.A. Guns and Pretty Boy Floyd were great bands, and 2) still think L.A. Guns (pick a version) and Pretty Boy Floyd are great bands? Case closed.

-VN

  • http://jonesyandthewayne.blogspot.com Wayne

    This site is so much better than Metal Sludge.

  • Ryd1ZZ

    Bring it on, the readers here are much more in-tune with the current metal scene. Plus we seem to be able to argue our points without looking like the blabberfags from down the way.

  • Carlos

    When that site was on its game, it was un-fucking-believable!

  • rockskkkar

    Suck my cum, you faggot shit gourmets

  • Sanfranguns

    Metal Sludge died when Shawn Card left and Stevie “came out”. Oh my god – it used to be ingenious. The writing, the interviews, the satire. It was amazing. Now? It lists second rate news that I’ve already read a million times (and it posts it days after it’s been posted everywhere else) and it hocks crap.

    Stevie Rachelle actually asked people to make a financial contribution to support the site last summer and I almost pissed in a cup and mailed it to him. It’s truly the saddest decline I’ve ever seen and it should just fold already. If Rachelle doesn’t give a shit enough to update the thing, then you shouldn’t give a shit enough to even bother going there.

  • Sanfranguns

    And just to be clear – as much as I enjoy Metalsucks.net, it is not now nor has it ever been to the level that Metal Sludge was at it’s prime, but it’s still one billion times better than Metal Sludge is today.

  • http://vince_sucks_my_dead_moms_dick scottymack

    It seems to me that Sludge just gave up..posts slowed down to practically nill…Metalsucks is now king! (even though vince sucks horse cock because he fucked with me …by picking on my dead mother!!
    Fuck you Vince..Black Crowes rule )

  • http://ikillya.com jasonfromikillya

    sanfranguns – metalsucks = on the way up. just give it time.

    we were joking at work today about getting stevie in touch with another site we work with as they were touting PBF.

  • http://DarkTwinCities.com devil

    Yeah, well Metalsucks USED TO post a Saturday Song To Get Stoned To, but they haven’t done that in, like, two or three weeks. This site is going downhill.

    I mean, it was a good site in its heyday, but it’s really fallen off.

  • http://www.nycmetal.com NYCMetal.com SAM

    Metalsucks vs Metalwho? Oh yeah, I remember them…… Weren’t they that site that… oh nevermind.

  • http://www.hibernum.net Hibernum

    Does anyone else see the irony of criticizing the suckitude of a website with suck in the title that doesn’t sell porn?