Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A FREE RAINTIME CD http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Damion http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-111948 Damion Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:53:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-111948 High pitched 80's metal voice: "Come 'ere Mona Lisa!!! Im's agonna eat you!!!!" Mona Lisa voice: ".....ah shit dude. McDonald's is that way fat fuck!" or This guy.....girl......"THING's" music is so bad that even the Mona Lisa's face left her frame for the remainder of the show. It's true, where is her face? High pitched 80′s metal voice: “Come ‘ere Mona Lisa!!! Im’s agonna eat you!!!!”
Mona Lisa voice: “…..ah shit dude. McDonald’s is that way fat fuck!”

or

This guy…..girl……”THING’s” music is so bad that even the Mona Lisa’s face left her frame for the remainder of the show. It’s true, where is her face?

]]> By: Michael E Cormier http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-47882 Michael E Cormier Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:48:04 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-47882 OMG!!!!! AXL ROSE HAS EATEN "MEAT LOAF"! AHHHHHHHH............... OMG!!!!! AXL ROSE HAS EATEN “MEAT LOAF”! AHHHHHHHH……………

]]> By: mike capon http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-38101 mike capon Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:22:51 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-38101 Meatloaf's younger brother, Meatball Parmigiana, was not as successful in his rock career as his sibling. Meatloaf’s younger brother, Meatball Parmigiana, was not as successful in his rock career as his sibling.

]]> By: Bookiemonster13 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-33768 Bookiemonster13 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:35:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-33768 Metal makes chubby ANGRY Metal makes chubby ANGRY

]]> By: atom http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-32396 atom Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:15:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-32396 The holy shits! Live in concert with the #1 hit, "defecation pole" The holy shits!

Live in concert with the #1 hit, “defecation pole”

]]> By: PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ULTRA-RARE SIKTH EP + FULL CD!! | MetalSucks http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-32394 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ULTRA-RARE SIKTH EP + FULL CD!! | MetalSucks Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:55:49 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-32394 [...] to the winners of our last photo caption contest, which asked you guys to come up with funny captions for the photo at right. You guys came up with [...] [...] to the winners of our last photo caption contest, which asked you guys to come up with funny captions for the photo at right. You guys came up with [...]

]]> By: Clay again http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30976 Clay again Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:03:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30976 "WHERE IS OUR GUITARIST?" “WHERE IS OUR GUITARIST?”

]]> By: kim http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30794 kim Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:10:12 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30794 Kelly Clarkson in 20yrs with Animal backing her up on the drums Kelly Clarkson in 20yrs with Animal backing her up on the drums

]]> By: Muttweiler http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30560 Muttweiler Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:08:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30560 What Axl meant is he has been putting the finishing touches on alot of Chinese Chicken... he's not sure what his album will be called when he finally shits it out. What Axl meant is he has been putting the finishing touches on alot of Chinese Chicken… he’s not sure what his album will be called when he finally shits it out.

]]> By: Jay http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30508 Jay Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:26:05 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30508 Once quarantined within the Museum of Defaced Artwork, this irreparably corpulent aspiring young vocalist's acid trip was interrupted by other aspiring young musicians, who, in attempt to improvise along with the singer's vocals, fell short in their endeavor, as the singer could not seem to utter anything but guttural grunts and snorts. It was later revealed that, during the acid trip, this man didn't actually think he was a singer, but instead thought himself an orcish civil rights activist, violently persuading (as seen with him thrusting the microphone stand... he thought he was thrusting a sword) his cohorts to march on the White House, disembowel the president, and return his corpse to the Plains of Gorgoroth, wherein a 'presidential feast' would concurrently ensue. Once quarantined within the Museum of Defaced Artwork, this irreparably corpulent aspiring young vocalist’s acid trip was interrupted by other aspiring young musicians, who, in attempt to improvise along with the singer’s vocals, fell short in their endeavor, as the singer could not seem to utter anything but guttural grunts and snorts. It was later revealed that, during the acid trip, this man didn’t actually think he was a singer, but instead thought himself an orcish civil rights activist, violently persuading (as seen with him thrusting the microphone stand… he thought he was thrusting a sword) his cohorts to march on the White House, disembowel the president, and return his corpse to the Plains of Gorgoroth, wherein a ‘presidential feast’ would concurrently ensue.

]]> By: Clay http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30506 Clay Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:13:25 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30506 True American Fat Metal. True American Fat Metal.

]]> By: Clay http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30505 Clay Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:08:37 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30505 After decades of prophecy, metal actually became a guiding force of the galaxy when a young metaller accumulated enough mass to be names the Milky Way's ninth planet, replacing Pluto. Soon afterwards, however, the Earth began to revolve around this gargantuan, making it, in effect, a moon. Thus, the solar system once again contained eight planets. After decades of prophecy, metal actually became a guiding force of the galaxy when a young metaller accumulated enough mass to be names the Milky Way’s ninth planet, replacing Pluto. Soon afterwards, however, the Earth began to revolve around this gargantuan, making it, in effect, a moon. Thus, the solar system once again contained eight planets.

]]> By: razzo http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30494 razzo Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:57:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30494 (Sorry I can't stop...) "Not to draw on an old cliche, but this reporter must state that when this chick rocks around the stage....she really rocks AROUND the stage!!!" -Nebbish J. Collegenuts Alternative Press Magazine (Sorry I can’t stop…)

“Not to draw on an old cliche, but this reporter must state that when this chick rocks around the stage….she really rocks AROUND the stage!!!”

-Nebbish J. Collegenuts
Alternative Press Magazine

]]> By: razzo http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30493 razzo Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:54:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30493 or..... "Something Has Found Us...." or…..

“Something Has Found Us….”

]]> By: razzo http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30492 razzo Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:53:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30492 "What happened when we told people that we discontinued "The Whopper"?... ...People Freaked the Fuck out!!!" “What happened when we told people that we discontinued “The Whopper”?…

…People Freaked the Fuck out!!!”

]]> By: TreyDupont http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30321 TreyDupont Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:25:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30321 This is where we fight. This is where they die. or WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!! This is where we fight. This is where they die.

or

WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!!

]]> By: Lord of Damnation http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30100 Lord of Damnation Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:11:35 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30100 While reenacting the fall of the Roman Empire, the vocalist theorizes that if he takes a white knuckled death grip on his microphone stand and squeezes it with all his strength, his remaining genital electrodes might be forced out his mouth to aid his #1 Wiggles imitation band. After failing, he finally acknowledges an important hint from the Doodlebops; shape up and open a freakin' popsicle stand! While reenacting the fall of the Roman Empire, the vocalist theorizes that if he takes a white knuckled death grip on his microphone stand and squeezes it with all his strength, his remaining genital electrodes might be forced out his mouth to aid his #1 Wiggles imitation band. After failing, he finally acknowledges an important hint from the Doodlebops; shape up and open a freakin’ popsicle stand!

]]> By: Devil http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30081 Devil Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:35:52 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30081 And now, the whale shall spear THEE! And now, the whale shall spear THEE!

]]> By: Magda http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30067 Magda Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:06:16 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30067 Lord of The Rings IV: The Search for Gimli's Missing Wife Lord of The Rings IV: The Search for Gimli’s Missing Wife

]]> By: Tim http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/01/14/funny-photo-caption-contest-win-a-free-raintime-cd/#comment-30057 Tim Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:20:21 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=3932#comment-30057 and uh, I totally meant McLachlan. Sorry in advance to any die hard Sarah McLachlan fans that I might have offended here. and uh, I totally meant McLachlan. Sorry in advance to any die hard Sarah McLachlan fans that I might have offended here.

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