LIMP BIZKIT TO RELEASE DVD: MORE PROOF THAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN NUREMBERG

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 at 12:56pm by

group.jpgPerennial MetalSucks favorites Limp Bizkit have announced the release of a new DVD, reports SMN (why their publicist didn’t send us a release is, like, a total mystery to me, given our support of this amazing band in the past). The DVD, entitled Rock in the Park 2001, will come out March 31, and will contain the groundbreaking rap metal pioneers’ entire live performance from “Germany’s biggest and most prestigious rock event held annually in Nuremberg, the famous Rock In The Park Festival.”

This is great news, as Limp Bizkit were surely one of the finest bands of their generation. Led by ultra-charismatic front man Fred Durst and ground breaking guitarist Wes Borland – possibly the most important and revolutionary axe slinger since Eddie Van Halen, if not Jimi Hendrix himself – Limp Bizkit were known for such politically relevant, introspective, hard-rockin’ hip-hoppin’ tunes as “Nookie,” “Break Stuff,” and a song called “My Generation” that was so damned good it erased all memory of The Who’s tune of the same title.

Upon news of the band’s demise a few years back, Vince and I had to console ourselves in one another’s arms, while the suicide rate of suburban frat boys everywhere rose to such dramatic heights that President Bush actually attempted to get Congress to pass a law ordering the Bizkit to get back “N 2gether Now.” But the impending release of this DVD promises hope; hope that there will finally be peace in the Middle East, that we will find a cure for cancer, that poverty and war will come to an end, and that I will never, ever have to pretend to like no-talent ass clowns like Tool and Lamb of God ever again.

-AR

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  • http://laburroteca.blogspot.com K-milo

    Wow, 2008 is really starting with the right foot… And how could you guys forget the incredible reinterpretation of “Faith” from this really avant-garde band?

  • Joe

    Best response to a story ever. EVER.

  • Sammy

    Why is there a guitar in this photo?

  • http://last.fm/user/cooperaa Aaron Cooper

    Possibly my favourite metalsucks post. Ever.

  • http://www.myspace.com/porkspam Porkspam

    Now all we need is a Coal Chamber reunion

  • sKrow

    Ha….how funny.

    Look, Limp Bizkit may not be “true metal” by any standards, but at least they arent the viking loving, nazi supporting, D&D flavored bands that the heavy metal community seems to worship.

  • Cunts McFisty

    sKrow

    Maybe thouest needs to re-introduce thyself with what is metal. Until thine, I shalt rain piss on thou from Valhalla.

    P.S.- I am a level 39 neo-nazi with the Hitler moustache of +80,000 smiting. Beat that!!!

  • http://- Wofty Box

    This is great news. I wanna know when its gonna be released in Australia. Tool & Lamb of God are talented musicians. Respect it!