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FIRST OF WHAT ARE SURE TO BE MANY SAD PHOTOS OF RE-UNITED WARRANT POSTED ONLINE

 Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 at 11:49am by

But hey, at lease Jani Lane isn’t such a fat fuck anymore, right? Now if he can actually manage to stay sober for more than fifteen minutes at a time…

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-AR

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  • http://www.jonesyandthewayne.com Wayne

    hahahaaaa

    When did Val Kilmer’s facial hair, circa “Tombstone” join Warrant’s drummer’s face? hahahahaaa

    “I’m your huckleberry…pie”

  • http://www.jonesyandthewayne.com Wayne

    And, even more importantly, why am I able to identify the drummer of Warrant?

  • Sammy

    “Now if he can actually manage to stay sober for more than fifteen minutes at a time…”

    What, like sober they’d suck any less?

  • Sammy

    Full disclosure:

    I have to admit that when I first heard the song “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” I thought maybe Warrant had decided not to suck. Well, I guess it was just for that one song – a guilty pleasure, if you will.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net Axl Rosenberg

    @ Sammy: “What, like sober they’d suck any less?”

    No, but the least the fucking guy can do is not, y’know, vomit into the audience that’s paid their money to see him.

  • Dude Manbro

    “Snakes N’ Barrels” together again at last.

  • http://www.myspace.com/porkspam Porkspam

    It was a good idea to try and hide the receeding hairline. Plus did he get like lip/facework or is he pouting or something? The guy at the right looks like a pedophile and the guy on the left looks like he works at the geek squad

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