FIRST OF WHAT ARE SURE TO BE MANY SAD PHOTOS OF RE-UNITED WARRANT POSTED ONLINE

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 at 11:49am by Axl Rosenberg

But hey, at lease Jani Lane isn’t such a fat fuck anymore, right? Now if he can actually manage to stay sober for more than fifteen minutes at a time…

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8 COMMENTS on “FIRST OF WHAT ARE SURE TO BE MANY SAD PHOTOS OF RE-UNITED WARRANT POSTED ONLINE”

  1. Wayne says:

    hahahaaaa

    When did Val Kilmer’s facial hair, circa “Tombstone” join Warrant’s drummer’s face? hahahahaaa

    “I’m your huckleberry…pie”

  2. Wayne says:

    And, even more importantly, why am I able to identify the drummer of Warrant?

  3. Sammy says:

    “Now if he can actually manage to stay sober for more than fifteen minutes at a time…”

    What, like sober they’d suck any less?

  4. Sammy says:

    Full disclosure:

    I have to admit that when I first heard the song “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” I thought maybe Warrant had decided not to suck. Well, I guess it was just for that one song – a guilty pleasure, if you will.

  5. @ Sammy: “What, like sober they’d suck any less?”

    No, but the least the fucking guy can do is not, y’know, vomit into the audience that’s paid their money to see him.

  6. Dude Manbro says:

    “Snakes N’ Barrels” together again at last.

  7. Porkspam says:

    It was a good idea to try and hide the receeding hairline. Plus did he get like lip/facework or is he pouting or something? The guy at the right looks like a pedophile and the guy on the left looks like he works at the geek squad

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