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WHITE LION REALLY WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND

 Thursday, January 31st, 2008 at 4:58pm by

It’s always funny when ’80s hair bands try to make comebacks with fierce, tough-looking imagery. For example, MetalSucks reader Cameron M. sent us this link to http://www.whitelion2.com/ (apparently they couldn’t pry http://www.whitelion.com/ away from esteemed moving company White Lion Van Lines), debuting the band’s new Metal with a capital-M imagery:

White Lion

Yeah! “Return of the pride, dude! We’re back, and we’re tough!” Mysteriously, the only other thing on the page is a link to their MySpace page.

“Now if only you’d just click our MySpace link and be our friend, please? Pretty please? You can listen to our wussy-ass new music while you’re at it.”

-VN

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  • Sammy

    This is truly funny. In a sad, “next step is a reality show like every Brady Bunch kid” kind of way.

  • http://www.jonesyandthewayne.com Wayne

    hahahahahaaa

    That’s all I’ve got. It’s White Lion. Shit writes itself.

  • Paul D

    No Vito Bratta?

    Not interested.

  • Bob

    I liked White Lion…only because Vito Bratta fucking shreds….like Paul says…no Vito…who gives a shit

  • Hoggillbot

    Ditto!

  • Tag

    agreed…without Vito Bratta, there is no white lion. Talk about a fuckin guitar hero!

    myspace.com/heavymetaldaydream