Comments on: PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ULTRA-RARE SIKTH EP + FULL CD!!

By: morrizz

morrizz — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:20:30 +0000

borrow me your plate, so I’ll sing and you’ll give me a damn good blowjob

ilmorris at tin.it

By: PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ULTRA-RARE SIKTH EP! | MetalSucks

PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ULTRA-RARE SIKTH EP! | MetalSucks — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:09:20 +0000

[...] to the winners of our most recent photo caption contest; you each will receive a copy of Sikth’s Death of a Dead Day and rare Flogging the Horses EP [...]

By: Ronald McRonald

Ronald McRonald — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:35:05 +0000

Muthafukkanerger!

By: paul

paul — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:55:17 +0000

Even at 85, Ted Nugent still goes for the “younger broads.”

By: Joseph

Joseph — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:01:44 +0000

When Mavis asked her husband to get an axe to chop wood with, she was not happy with what he returned with…

By: Mathy

Mathy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:45:09 +0000

it was said in a statement by the bands manager that “they regretted taking the two lifesize wax work dummies from the Arkansas museum of history and that dressing the wax work of “Jacob williamson” up in the lead guitarists clothes was, although amusing at the time, not appropriate and an insult to the memory of the great man.

Whether or not the band were under the influence of any substance at the time is unclear but a substantial amount of horse tranquiliser was found on the wax work’s person in the lead singers jacket pocket, he denies any knowledge of the incident.

By: Mathy

Mathy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:34:33 +0000

After rising to huge success at the age of only ten the front man of legendary metal band “M.E.T.A.L grandfather” decided to leave the band after only a year, a year that had seen his excesses in drugs and pratying turn him into an ugly old withered man, this was the last photo taken of him with an equally ravaged groupie of the band before he left to fufil his dreams of being a hermit in alabama.

By: Carnage

Carnage — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:33:19 +0000

“The chicks dig dudes who know how to handle a guitar.”

tigereye8@hotmail.com

By: dale schmucker

dale schmucker — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:53:52 +0000

this is what I am going to look like when guns and roses release chinese democracy!!!!!!!

By: NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama

NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:44:42 +0000

“In Soviet Russia, the metal owns YOU!”

By: The Contrarian

The Contrarian — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:08:59 +0000

“Beatrice, those emo scallywags have bewitched our crop for the last time.”

By: Cunts McFisty

Cunts McFisty — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:09:40 +0000

We see the first immergence of metal in the slave days of yore, with the band “Uncle Tom and the Cabin Bunch.” The band had a short lived success, and fizzeled out after the demise of leadsinger/songwritter/lead guitarist Uncle Tom. Although the other band memebers tried to replace him, they eventually found themselves as extras for “Roots.”

By: JabelsJr

JabelsJr — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:44:56 +0000

Rock of Love 65 – New Season!

Bret reveals his wedding photo, the details of his sex change and his secret marriage to CC DeVille. Don’t miss Bret’s secrets on how he uses Preparation H to enhance their sex life and how sharing Depends is the secret to a long lasting marriage.

By: Andres

Andres — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:43:45 +0000

After a whole lifetime of kicking our asses…Matt Heafy is STILL on his crusade to prove that Trivium is NOT poser metal…

ar318307@ohio.edu

By: Muttweiler

Muttweiler — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:40:38 +0000

Goddammit Alice, git yer hands off me some Jackass challenged me to a shred off. I’m a gonna go OLD SCHOOL on his ass!!!!

By: Francisco Sauceda

Francisco Sauceda — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:54:50 +0000

Honey, we just got done running the hills, now let’s find that number for the beast.

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:50:52 +0000

Woman: “Axl, when will Chinese Democracy come out?”

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:12:49 +0000

If Bruce Dickinson was asked to modernize “American Gothic”….

By: BLACK213

BLACK213 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:29:20 +0000

God damnit woman you know I love you but you gotta hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll, now get your hand outta my ass and hand me my teeth.

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:59:34 +0000

After much prodding from his female fans, Sergeyev sets out to the frozen northern lands, armed only with his trusty axe, to vanquish all metal posers once and for all and claim the throne of Metaldom for Mother Russia.

cerberus7@gmail.com