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AVRIL LAVIGNE LOOKS LIKE CHILDREN OF BODOM’S ALEXI LAIHO

 Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 at 4:34pm by

In response to our realization that Trivium’s Matt Heafy looks just like Sarah Connor Chronicles actress Summer Glau, MetalSucks commenter “Richaod” sent us the following:

Avril Lavigne - Alexi Laiho

Have Children of Bodom been pulling our leg into believing that their singer was anything other than a Canadian teenage pop princess this whole time? Discuss.

-VN

  • http://www.myspace.com/damagedmike DamagedMike

    Get it right, Alexi looks like Avril. And I’ve been next to him and she’s probably the taller one.

  • NuMallCore Pwns YoMama

    I knew it!

  • http://www.hibernum.net Hibernum

    What would happen if they got married and had kids? What would they look like? And who does Kim Goss resemble?

  • http://www.myspace.com/emetalreviews Nick

    Does this mean I want to fuck him as well?

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Richaod Richaod

    :D You guys just made my day.

    Oh, and here’s an even creepier comparison posted on the comments of the original blog: http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1013/11517843cm0.jpg

  • Seth

    HAHA. That one was way better than the one metalsucks posted. It makes me somewhat sad to think that most bands that I really enjoy listening to are just as cheesy as many pop acts I purport to hate. *Sigh* The truth is cheesebags are everywhere, and metal probably has more of them than most genres.

  • Porkpsam

    Well Keith Caputo from life of agony looks like a troll

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  • None.

    Come on, it’s easy to tell them apart.

    Alexi is the one wearing all the eyeliner.

  • http://sdfasdfasdfasdf.com Michael Sanders

    All of you are stupid fucking rat pussies for blowing cock and not liking Alexi Laiho.
    I hope all of you die from fucking old nasty rat pussies. Actually I would like to kill all of you myself, but I just want to let you all know FUCK ALL OF YOU SUCK FUCKING HOUSE CAT RAT DICKS. Alexi would want all you to go to MEGA hell. That is were the really dead bad guys go like you and MEGA Hitler. I bet all of you like to stick sweaty hot corn dogs up your fucking ass holes. Do guys like fucking your mothers? I hear shes a tease and is real good in bed. I hope you fuckers die.

    • Søren

      Oh fuck, that was a hard comment :o

    • Mali

      I agree! these people obviously have no idea what kind of talent this man has. The guitar work he does is absolutely amazing, and took years to learn, and then the death grunt, too. It’s a lot of work to learn it correctly. He has obviously got a lot o talent to do what he does, and these people have no idea whatsoever about it, or else they wouldnt say such things. they’re just narrow minded bitches, really. Ive heard avrils music and its just gross. i mean hello??? What kinda shit is that music?? simple chords and beats, and then her voice put throught machines to make it better!

    • Metal does not suck

      I agree with Michael Sanders. You guys are complete losers. Your baggin on musicians when you probably couldn’t even play the flute right. So get a life, and a girlfriend maybe. This site is pathetic.

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      I KNOW this pisses me the hell off. But sorry, your insult was kinda lame…BUT ANYWAY. WTF Haters can go fuck themselves

  • http://www.goolge.com alexi lep

    tis fucking word goes to micheal sanders ,really how the fuk u know about all those fuckers mom did u sleep wit there mom.

  • MetalheadDeth

    clearly Alexi Lahio is the hotter one.

  • aLekSi-666

    go back to your home, motherfucker ! you don’t know Alexi Laiho, you don’t know COB-HC and you say “it sucks” ??? you are a sucker, you have no dick, i want to kill all of you but Alexi will do it… in HELL dirty motherfuckers !!!

    • Søren

      They are both great, and Avril is amazing too! I like death metal, but definately also punk and power pop. And they both have a great style :) So shut your ass sisterfucker

  • vivaldiswinter

    Pedazo de mierda no compares a alexi laiho con la posser de avril lavigne

    que te den por el culo

  • senja_laiho

    wtf!?
    alexi is NOT looking like avril guys..-.-
    even if he would..he’s hotter than her.
    and he’s better.
    he’s awesome.
    and his music is so much better than her music.
    you suck..

    [cobhc ]

    • Søren

      And why the fuck don’t you like punk???? COB are nice but. Avril is nice too :)

  • laiholove

    alexi is best one \m/ avril is shit

  • laiho_love

    alexi is best one. he’s better than her. metal music is better than her music. he’s best guitar player. i hate avril… [cob love]

  • COBHC

    Alexi is hotter than her.
    —–
    FUCK AVRIL!
    LOVE ALEXI!

  • flying fuck

    ARE YOU DEAD YET? AVRILL’

  • Brandon

    Avril = sh*t

    COB \,,/

  • alexi_best

    alexi and i are married. we’re so happy. but avril is ugly people. hate to avril and nearly avril she is shit and cow’s shit. motherfuckerssss….!!!!

  • kimberlynin fotokopisi

    ben alexi seviorum kardeş. avrila ana avrat girim sklili karı. :)

  • large jockstrap

    ahh ritchie uve done it again (i personally know
    richaod’

    and im cool like that!

  • DETHROMANGER

    FUCK uUALEXI IS A FUCKIN GREAT GUITTARIST AND WHOEVER PUT THIS CAN SUK A FUCKIN COCK I HOPE U BURN IN HELL AND DIMMU BORGIR TEARS OUT UR INSIDES

    NORDLAND DIMMU SKORHELM SATANA HEIN

    FUCKING DIE THE EVIL SPIRITS WILL BE AFUCKINGVENGED ARISE WITH HATRED

  • DETHROMANGER

    \\m// COBHC HATE…HATE…HATE…HATREDCOPTER ALESKI DER LAIHO DAS BE UNVATEN

  • DETHROMANGER

    O…1 MORE WORD OF FUKING HATE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY INTERNAL ABBYSS,FUCK U SETH NORMALY I WOULD TELL SUM PRISSY LITTLE FAG LIKE UR SWEATY COCK SUCKING SELF TO BURN IN HELL BUT IM FULL F HATE TO LET U KNOW IM GOING THERE AND UR FAGGOT LITTLE SOUL SHOULD BE PLAGED TO WALK THIS EARTH EVEN AFTER DETH AND BE TOURTERED BY DEMONS OF FALLEN SOULS ENJOY THE BIG FLAMING COCK SATAN WILL BE SHUVING UR WIDE ASSHOLE

  • zhakim

    cool!XD :p

    is avril lavigne really dead?

  • hate crew

    lan kimberly çakması katılıyorum canım sana burdan:)

    this weird similarity has been in my head since that poser bitch is in the mainstream. one of the people that her imagemakers make her to look like is alexi laiho i think. yes, i founded this page searching on google both their names. what kind of psychology have i.. and yes, i don’t have a better job to do so what’s your point?!!
    by the way, the most written words of the whole fuckin web “FUCK AVRIL”

  • polko

    Why the fuck is Avril putting up the horns?? Who does she think she is???

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

    Wait, what’s wrong with Avril Lavigne?

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    Free is good

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    So are cheap thrills sex xxx porn videos

  • Slipknawt

    Trivium sux

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    girl sexylette best! :)
    http://www.x0.org.ua/photo_album/34

  • LakeBodom

    Get it right! They are NOT related! He is Finnish and she is Canadian!

  • Karlos

    hey you fucking owner of this fucking site, you dont know anithing about alexis, laiho is amazing playing guitar this guy take a talent for play , that takes years and years to get it, well aphril is a fucking pop girl , well she is right for fuck but like mucisian she really suuuuuuucks haha XD well , resumen this fucking blog is tha shit is crap crap crap crap, fuck you owner of this shit site, and go to hell , there you ll be fucked for the rest of eternity good bye asshole

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  • HELLIONCHILD999

    TWINS!