THE HARD R: GOD FORBID’S DALLAS COYLE BLOGS ON LIFE, LIBERTY, HILLARY CLINTON, AND THE PURSUIT OF CHICKEN
Thursday, February 21st, 2008 at 2:11pm by Dallas Coyle
[Welcome to the new MetalSucks column The Hard R, brought to you by none other than God Forbid guitarist Dallas Coyle. Dallas has a lot to say about politics, life, music and an assortment of other topics, and lucky for you, you'll get to read all about them here. Dallas knows where it's at, and his writing tone (and guitar tone, for that matter) fits in perfectly with what we're all about here; plus he thinks "MetalSucks" is a funny name, so how could we really go wrong? Welcome to the first installment of The Hard R. More to follow in the coming weeks, months, millenia. - Ed.]
Beware the golden tongue is Hillary Clinton’s new device of division. I love this sort of thing. I just wonder how long it’s going to take for her to come out and just say, ‘Vote for me! I am not a nigger!’ Kind of reminds me of Nixon. ‘I am not a crook!’ But he was a crook.
And Hillary Clinton is a nigger. Let’s go to my Mac dictionary. It says the word “nigger” is a contemptuous term for a black or dark skinned person. I disagree. It does mean that to some people. Steve Jobs particularly. But history is pop culture. My Merriam-Webster dictionary doesn’t even include the word “nigger.” Why? Politically correct? Merriam-Webster is gay. Put it in there, Merriam. Have some balls. It does include the word “niggard.” According to Merriam-Webster “niggard” means a stingy person. So maybe we can call Hillary Clinton a niggard. Because she is stingy. She wants the presidency herself. No matter the cost. Rules? What are those, Bill? Entitlement is a stingy characteristic.
Nigger originally meant ignorant person which would make us all niggers. Some of you reading this think I’m a nigger for using the word nigger. That’s fine because this is America. To me the word nigger is nothing but a device. A terror tactic. A strategy. The term nigger for me refers to George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Rudy Ghouliano. Or that fat nigger cunt who cut me off on RT 18. Turns out it was a Mexican dude who was skinny and wasn’t illegal. These are people who think they know certain things, do certain things then berate other people for their own mistakes when things go wrong. Those are the real niggers.
I am an avid Obama supporter. Most people say I am a supporter because he’s black. And I say, ‘no silly, I am a supporter because everyone is white.’ White people scare me. They really do! But black Republicans scare me even more. Am I a racist? Nah. Why not? Because the Klu Klux Klan is supporting Barack Obama because he’s a Democrat. Fun fact: The democrats founded the KKK. The KKK are flip-floppers. I am so angry with them!
My question is this: Why do you stand where you stand? Where do you stand if you know why? Most of us believe we stand above others when in reality we all stand in the same place… In a cloud of uncertainty.
I am certain of one thing though. Chicken is very good. It can unite this country if we stop worrying about each other’s reasons for liking chicken. I’ve got an answer — It’s good! Brussel sprouts aren’t good. They are the great divider!
Obama is chicken. Clinton is brussel sprouts. McCain is in George Romero’s next flick Diary Of The Dead… By the way, this relates directly to God Forbid in some sick, twisted way! It’s a great time to be an American.
- Dallas Coyle, God Forbid
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Rarely do so many words say so little. Maybe I’m just too much of a “nigger” to grasp all the deep thoughts to ponder here.
These are people who think they know certain things, do certain things then berate other people for their own mistakes when things go wrong. Those are the real niggers.
Kind of like when musicians try to get on a political pulpit. Obama is chicken? Get the fuck out of here.
I don’t agree with everything Dallas has written here, but I do agree with his point that Hillary seems to feel some sense of entitlement to the presidency. If she gets elected, that would mean that for the almost 25 years, we will have had nothing but Bushes and Clintons in the office. What is this? Is America a fucking aristocracy now? Who takes the throne after Hillary? Jeb Bush? Then Chelsea Clinton after him. Bushes and Clintons are entitled to my balls on their chin!
Brell, I somewhat agree with your point. However, how you divined that point from what Dallas wrote escapes me. I see several paragraphs about the word nigger and then something about chicken and George Romero. I always hated trying to figure out the “real meaning” of writing in high school English class, so maybe this is just some oblique metaphor around which I am unable to wrap my mind.
Ok, I missed the entitlement line when I scanned back over the article. But it’s a slightly vague reference.
Hey Dallas. Love God Forbid by the way.
Doen to the real meat and potatoes of this posting.
Hillary Clinton is the most corrupt person in the presidential race. And I don’t mean now with just 5 or 6 people left. Since the very beginning. She is and will always be corrupt and vile and a nigger. And I mean the offensive version of nigger. Calling her ignorant is too nice.
Just one word of advice: The remaining candidates: Clinton, McCain and even Obama will not bring any change to government. It is a rich mans party celebrating their continuous triumph over the poor. We do not follow the Constitution anymore and it is giving another huge advantage to the rich….an advantage they certainly do not need.
So what to do? Remember when this country was started we had to revolt against King George. We the people, the poor, the middle class, the unfairly swept aside and stomped on majority in this country must do the same. If everyone who felt this way got together the numbers would be astounding.
The sacrifice is this: Your previous lives as you knew them would be over, you would be risking life and limb and TV and video games and music to make real change.
Only Ron Paul tried to make an attempt at changing gov’t back to it’s constitutional ways. He was effectively neutralized through censorship and humiliation in the mainstream media. His message can live on though. IT all depends on whether or not you want to give up the meaningless material possessions you value so dearly.
THE CHOICE OF FREEDOM IS YOURS TO GRASP! WAKE UP NOW AS THERE WILL BE A TIME WHEN THIS WILL NOT BE POSSIBLE!
I HATE BLOG: I hear you on your post. It is true. All politicians are corrupted. Ron Paul is a true patriot. But I believe Obama is a genius and knows what is REALLY going on. I’m afraid of the power he may gain and become corrupted as well. Im just a musician. But I believe metal heads are smart people and I love being a part of this scene. We will be free and this is the first step.
I would vote for Ron Paul.
When is the album coming, sir?
We’re doing Pre-Production as we speak. I’ll tell you; the new stuff is a lot different than any of our other stuff. My brother and I have conversations about how amazing it is that we’ve been able to make music that never has an outcome that is easily understood. Our new album is retarded because it sounds like us but some of the stuff is just not comparable to what we’ve dne in the past at all. I just want you guys to know that I am grateful for the fact that you care about God Forbid. These blogs don’t mean anything to me as far as our music is concerned. I think it’s amazing that I can say the word ‘nigger’ 8000 times and you still ask about music. My whole thing is,’I'm a musician. Don’t listen to what I say. Listen to the music that I make.’ I’m grateful that you are still interested in the music after this blog. A lot of people are hating me right now because it’s not normal. This is why I picked this site to express certain ‘ideas’ because we should be happy about what we do and what we have, not the words that come out of our mouths. I’ve told my parents I hate them just like most people. But it wasn’t true! This site is the antithesis to the Blabbermouth rhetoric. You know it. ‘MESHUGGAH!’– ‘KSE is GAY!’– It’s all bullshit. I love KsE. I love Meshuggah. This site gives me a place to say,’Yes, metal is crazy but we are intelligent.” I am proud of GF and I’m proud of everyone who enjoys the music and pays attention. I am lucky. Lucky as hell. Think about it. Metal hasn’t been marginalized yet. We’re still a true fucking genre. Our new album will be very different but it’ll be pure and true. Just like my fucking blog. I’m gonna be around. Like I said. I live in a cloud of uncertainty just like most of us. I ain’t no different. Rock N Roll.
i wrote a 30 minute rebutal to this topic,then decided to delete it as to not offend anyone on this topic .I say fuck the Liberals,d-EMO-crats & the aclu! they have nothing to offer.
over the 8 years Clinton was in office his campaign was aimed at uneducated poor Americans.One man can not change 8 years of bad politics.Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.sorry but that’s just the facts.
Im not a big fan of any party this year or candidate.I will vote for my party the republicans either way,as im not one to switch sides at the first sign of conflict.I stand my ground i do not run never have never will.
Obama is not the answer i know that and most ppl are voting for him cos he is black,African American or (insert politically correct term here)..the fact Dallas chooses to insult our intelligence on a public forum by saying other wise is pure ignorance.
Just by reading the topic and responses.I can tell why AMERICA is in the shape it is in NOW.serioulsy folks. think for a minute.
In closing if anyone of you BUSH haters cashed that tax refund check a couple years back (of course we all know everyone posting here accepted the FREE CASH) or YOU accept the rebate check this summer your a poseur and fake.
If you really want to show your true colors send that TAX CHECK back when you recieve it in the mail.NONE of you will! but you will sit here and say how bad it has been since George W has been in office.
Dallas, if you would vote for Ron Paul then WRITE HIS NAME IN! That’s what I am doing. It is perfectly legal to do even if he is not running or on the ballot, I mean hell you can write your own name in.
The above poster is a little rude, but right nonetheless. Obama is not the answer. He is popular and good looking, that’s about it.
Republicrats and Democrans don’t mean a thing, there is man above who holds them both on strings, his eyes are green and business is his thing.
Brussel sprouts are good. Most people hate them because the only ones they’ve ever had were from the freezer department and are soggy balls of crap. But fresh brussels are crisp and delicious.
I love you Dallas. We can get married now if you want. BUT… brussel sprouts are much better than chicken (unless it’s a living chicken).. don’t make me get Tapley to wrestle you on this.
-alissa
Alissa, alissa, alissa. I see you are a true vegetarian! I’m gonna get Tapley. He’s in the human abstract now. I’m gonna take him down in their trailer next time!
I’m not surprised at all to hear how different the new music is. You push forward on every album and you keep kicking ass every time around.
I’ve been thinking… when you play a show, it would be nice of you to throw a bucket or two of KFC out into the crowd. At least in NY because I’m fucken hungry. If you cant get chicken throw beer. I probably wont notice the difference. In the end we’ll all be united, eating chicken, and that sounds pretty damn good to me. At least the chicken part.
I think that DVD hits in late march right? You cocky assholes seem pretty sure its going to be the best DVD ever released. I cant wait! I dont think I’ve went this long without seeing a GF show, I kinda need this DVD like a crackhead needs crack.
JUST HURRY EVERYTHING UP SO I CAN GIVE YOU MY MONEY! I’M GETTING RICH WAITING!
We’re definitely cocky assholes! hehe. The DVD has been pushed back to May. We got the final version of the concert and it looks great. Our light show on the DVD may cause some seizures so if you’re epileptic than beware!
sounds good. Late’s alright, rushed sucks! I’m glad you guys live up to such a high standard. Well I guess if you didnt i might not be such a big fan lol. GF is better than most bands out there today. GF gets a lot of credit at times, but not even enough. You should be rich.
For the record, I agree Clinton is a nigger. I dont trust her much. I hate her face too. I seem to remember her trying to ban GTA video games and shit a few years back. Freedom becomes more of an illusion all the time, I dont think she would help much. I’d still vote for her in november, I just hope Obama gets the nomination, not her. I have a feeling a 3rd candidate may come in this year and steal the election for McCain. Kind of like why Bush became president.
Nader entered into the race but I think he’s retarded for doing so. Obama has taken the grassroots operation he was known for.
God love him, there’s something almost childlike the way Nader keeps popping up the way he does.
He’s a 74 year old child. hehe. Notice the ‘Obama scrutiny’ bandwagon on the news after the debate? These people are so predictable. I wish we could bet on news topics.
The funny thing about this is as I was reading it there was an ad on th eelft said with Hillary on it!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That’s awesome!
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