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LAMBGOAT SHOWS ITS TRUE COLORS

 Friday, February 22nd, 2008 at 11:28am by

Last month when we posted a special Lambgoat edition of our column Board to Death — in which we make fun of what people are saying on the various Interwebs message boards — we got quite the barrage of Lambsuckers posting comments. Including this gem of a video, which starts with Lambgoat’s announcement of the death of Hawthorne Heights guitarist Casey Calvert and devolves into some of the most hateful yet funniest shit-slinging we’ve seen that doesn’t have to do with Limp Bizkit. This is a true find, and whoever compiled it is kind of a genius. Enjoy. Prepare to laugh and be disgusted with humanity at the same time.

-VN

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  • The Pig In Zen

    I really can’t articulate how wondrous that video is.

  • Drew

    amen… AMEN

  • Sammy

    Yeah, but some fuckhead guitarist in a band you like died last year after drinking enough to kill a rhino, and earlier (or later) a drummer ate the dirt sandwich and it was all about respecting their memory. Fucking hypocrisy abounds here as usual.

  • Joe

    Sammy you need to pay attention to the hierarchy of metal: When a prodigious drummer from a universally respected death metal band dies, it’s a big deal. I am not saying to shit on the arsonist gets the whatever they are called, but i am far more concerned with the continuation of decapitated as a band.

  • J-Rodimus Prime

    Meh… Hawthorne Heights sucked ass and Arsonists get all the girls was another shitty band. Sure death isn’t fuunny unless the Darwin Awards or a shitty emo band…oh wait…. it is funny. I was wrong all a long. Oh and i respect their memory…as a shit stain on recorded music. Now what do we do about My Chemical Romance? A vibrator wardrobe malfunction?

  • http://ikillya.com jasonfromikillya

    seems to me like there are assbags everywhere….

  • ERiK

    Wasn’t that cat from Arsonists get all the Girls your guys (VN and AR) friend in real life? I was under that impression when one out of every 5 articles here at metal sucks.net was centered around AGATG.