COURTNEY LOVE STRIKES BACK AT METALSUCKS
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 at 12:57pm by Vince Neilstein
Last week we posted Courtney Love’s latest display of English language prowess blog offering, in which the Hole frontwoman poo-pooed beer, remarking “Beer isnt even GOOD. i mean REALLY. ‘ahh ahm a gonna belly up to the sports bar and have a brewski y’all want one?’ i mean who has really had more than TEN beers in thier life on my blog?”
Well, approximately 30 of you disagreed with Court and shared your opinions with us on her reverse-sexist tirade, including one commenter named “cherry” who may or may not in fact be Courtney Love herself. Cherry’s style of prose and firm grasp on the English language mysteriously resembles Love’s, and though we can’t be sure, Cherry’s avid defense of Courtney and Dave Grohl-bashing are mighty suspicious. We also find her choice of posting name highly curious (and time — 5:04am!) , given that 5 hours after said comment was posted, Love put up another blog on her MySpace titled “beer”; we think the 7th word looks familiar:
hey now..i LOVE that Belgium Cherry beery and Frambois beer and Ale and Stella and shit i mean Budweiser CULTURE its all about the fucking m,enfolk and their goddammed football , ilove me some basketball if im inthe good seats atthe lakers and i do lobve bnaseball buti just hate budweiser culture its annoyingly obvious i hope that clarifies mty fox talking point issue wich seems tohave taken off.
Ah, so we get it, you just frown upon Budweiser and the men who drink it! Way to be so egalitarian; only high class beer like Stella and “Belgium Cherry Beery” will do for you! Excuse us low-class metal farts for getting confused by your Olde English prose. At least we write in the first person rather than pretending to be your own fan named “cherry.” Also Court, in all honesty, some good ol’ Bud might do you some good; get some meat on those bones.
-VN
Looks like I won’t be deviating from the daily routine, which is spending a full minute of every last goddamn day loathing this sorry waste of space.
By waste of space, I meant Courtney Love, not Metal Sucks. Look at how inarticulate I am….just like Courtney!
Stella is the Budweiser of Belgium. It’s the beer Belgian hooligans will drink.
courtney love is a stupid ass cunt. go put a shotgun in your mouth and quit breathing all our ari.
I hate fucking MANHATERS it has nothing to do with the beer B.S.. One thing Courtney’s hole ain’t …. is cherry.
Is this really her writing this blog? Why would she think its a good ideato put her dumb-ass views out in the open rife with typos, misspelling and other things that make her look like a slow 14-year-old girl rather than a 40+ year old woman with a kid to raise? And she wants respect? You’re no better than Paris Hilton, Courtney. And I think her last album was better than the last Hole album.
Alright, I think we need more Nachtmystium news now.
If that was really Love’s entire defense of her previous blog, than thats pretty sad, even for her. Defending her bashing of beer, and statements such as “beer is sexist” and “I dont even know anybody who has had more than 10 beers in their life on this blog”, with “I drink Cherry Berry and Stella” is comical. Its like, how in the hell can you say something that stupid initially, and then in trying to backtrack, actually sound even more stupid! This woman amazes me. In fact, i’m not even mad, i’m envious of the obliviousness it must take to live in her world. It must be very liberating, and not in the “show your crotch and tits on stage” way either.
This is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in awhile– Courtney’s drivel, MetalSucks’ commentary… pure gold!
Oh and I love the first comment on her original post:
“This blog is yet another reason I know you are the real deal and I have total faith in you. There is a lot of group think going on in politics and in popular culture right now. People need to start thinking for themselves. Their future depends on it. I, for one, have not forgotten, nor will I. Thank Courtney. It’s people like you who renew my faith in humanity.”
I can’t take it… too funny… holding….. sides….. aaaaahahahahahah!!!!
She just doesn’t know how to explain it properly. I kind of understand what she’s attempting to say, especially since I’ve worked at liquor stores for half my life. Many regular Bud drinkers are pretty trashy…. I’m surprised she hasn’t been in any Bud Lite ads.
Alright, Bud sucks, but Stella? Hardly classy. I live in Munich, and I reckon there ain’t no better beer culture in the world!
My objection to these posts is that Courtney can’t possibly beenfit the feminist movement better than those who partake in Bud “CULTURE.” Hell, even MetalSucks is doing a better job!
Please never post about Courtney Love ever again.
See, you would want to promote shitty beer like Budweiser if you were Courtney Love. If your band Hole ever got another album out and you found yourself on tour, every venue you play will sell either Budweiser or Miller – the Champaign of Beers. Otherwise if Hole plays and no fans drink beer, no venue makes money, no one books Hole anymore. Am I the only one that thinks this is bad for business?
Please correct me if I’m mistaken (& God help me if this was all a hallucination), but didn’t Hole once do a one-off show with Metallica as part of a promotion for Molson beer? This would have been in 1994, 1995 or so, I guess. I believe it involved a sweepstakes where the winners went via cruise ship to some frozen destination to see this concert, which was a tie-in with the “ice” beer fad that was popular at the time. Ms. Hole’s terrible screeching was featured on the TV ad which aired millions of times. I guess Molson beer is also A-OK in her book too. I wonder how many years it’s been since she finished off her lifetime supply of Molson Ice’s?