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NONELOUDER CHALLENGES METALSUCKS TO A DRINKING CONTEST OVER AVENGED SEVENFOLD

 Friday, March 7th, 2008 at 10:53am by

A7X drinking contestWell damn, now they’ve gone and done it. The editors at Nonelouder have challenged yours truly — Axl, Vince & Kip — to a drinking contest. The winner gets bragging rights about whether or not Avenged Sevenfold sucks (you know where we stand on the issue). Go on over to Nonelouder and tell ‘em what you think.

Axl’s a light drinker, but Kip could cover ground with his affinity for whiskey. I’m somewhere in the middle. But don’t you think a smoking contest would be way more appropriate for the editors of this site?

-VN

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  • http://www.myspace.com/thedivinefamily Garry Divine

    Appropriate way to sort that out!
    While I think that A7X sucks worse than Glam Metal, Metalsucks doesn’t… so I hope you win and DON’T brag about it – win/win-situation for me! ;)

  • Fink

    I think it should be BOTH. Followed by a headbanging competition… followed by vomiting. Now that would be metal.

  • Jim Gilletowiczk

    Not a good way to promote your site….by sending viewers to a better one. Nice knowing ya.

  • Ryd1ZZ

    What Fink said! \m/

  • ughhhhh

    If you have a smoking contest email me to be your ringer! I’m from Canada, where chron flows like milk and honey.

  • Factor

    I’m on team Metal Sucks, I’ll drink the haters under the table!

  • http://www.contemptmedia.com contempt.media

    I’m with Garry. Good luck anyway, guys.

    If there’s ever a dueling-bong-rip contest, I want in.

  • Tony

    Which one of your parent’s basements will this take place?

  • http://www.myspace.com/darkwavesequation Andre

    Avenged Sevenfold is probably the gayest emo looking & sounding bands out there and those of you who think that they are metal well you deserve to be slammed with a shovel in the face. Seriously…get the fuck out of your home and listen to some real fucking METAL music. I would voluntarily put myself in an ethylic coma prove my point but Avenged Sevenfold isn’t fucking worth dying for.

  • http://www.Nonelouder.com jasonfromNONELOUDER

    This will take place at my apartment, on 14th street in Manhattan Tony. None of our parents live anywhere close. :)

    We love the Axl, Vince and Kip so any excuse to drink with them and argue about music is AWESOME! However, for the purposes of this fight, they can’t tell good music from partially hydrated spam!! They have Distrubbed on the site!!! HA!

    bring it!

  • http://www.hibernum.net Hibernum

    Maybe you should recruit a pinch hitter for Axl. Seems fair enough to me. And smoking…isn’t a contest like that about who can stay awake longer and not who can smoke more?

  • Jim Gilletowiczk

    This site sucks.

  • john

    why not stop bitching and do something better with your time then to trash bands. i dont like meshugga or whatever but i dont say anything when people post stuff about them. NONELOUDER sucks so does iann robinson, or i used to be on mtv. metalsucks why even put yourselves up to a bunch of overated douchebags who hate on everything?

  • http://www.nonelouder.com jasonfromNonelouder

    John, I’m sorry that you don’t have time to read my site, but if you did you would see that we’re equally positive and negative. And for the record, we put Metalsucks up to this, not the other way around. As it turns out, we’re all friends “in the real world” and are having a good laugh over the whole thing. All 3 of the writers for this site are straight geniuses and we at Nonelouder are honored to call them friends!

  • Jim Gilletowiczk

    Geniuses? Holy fuck, the crack in NY is better than here.

  • http://www.nonelouder.com jasonfromNonelouder
  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Look, I’m never one to poo-poo on a drinking contest, OK? Drinking rocks and excuses to drink rock almost as hard.

    But Avenged Sevenfold is a horrible hippo blast-fart of a band that should never be discussed on the internet ever.

    I’m glad you guys are being honest with yourself that this whole thing is a sham and you really just wanna get wasted and nobody who writes about metal ever actually liked Avenged Sevenfold.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net Kip Wingerschmidt

    Honestly I could give a flying fudge about Avenged Sevenfold (pretty much indifferent as I have never really sat down for a serious listen), but I will no doubt represent team MetalSucks with my aforementioned prowess vis a vis Maker’s Mark…beer only allowed as a chaser if you absolutely need it.

  • http://www.nonelouder.com jasonfromNonelouder

    ya missed it Kip. it was last night. :) maybe we’ll consider a rematch….. :)

  • http://www.NONELOUDER.com NONELOUDER SAM

    I have to say that while the video evidence proves that the dudes from MetalsuckS are able to stay afloat in the drinking contest, NONELOUDER proves that AX7 sucks with my amazing guitar skills, and Jason’s hat.

    If there MUST be a rematch… I say since Jagermeister is my drink of choice, I will match it against Kip’s Makers mark… if you need a beer as a chaser you are EMO AS FUCK!

    If the other dudes from MetalsuckS want to smoke the same in OZ’s that we drink, I’m all for it!

    I think that the day after when we are all hung over and unable to upload content to our sites, we can all go visit Jim Gilletowiczk’s…. what’s that address again buddy? Oh, you don’t have one? wow, but you seemed like such an expert….

  • http://www.Nonelouder.com jasonfromNONELOUDER