BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE LAUNCHING MOST RETARDED CONTEST EVER
Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 9:44am by Vince NeilsteinThanks to MetalSucks reader John K. for sending us this link to what is perhaps the most retarded contest ever; Buzznet and Bullet For My Valentine are teaming up to award a gift certificate and signed guitar to the fan who has “the best scream.” Would-be screamers are to submit videos of themselves screaming, no more than 30 seconds in length. Here’s where it gets good — the criteria for judging the winner:
- The uniqueness of your scream
- How extreme is your scream?
- The passion you put into your scream
- The conditions and surroundings in which you are screaming in?
For the love of God… my ears are already bleeding. Do videos of me shtupping Axl’s mom last night count? Cause lord knows her scream was unique, extreme, passionate, and the conditions surrounding it were nothing short of brutal.
Maybe this guy should enter [via Metal Inquisition]:
[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/DkiiBd800GQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
-VN
Oh..let the pigsquealing begin
Not to mention the 30 second limit is retarded since I highly doubt anyone entering is gunna pull that off and not sound like shit.
And furthermore…shouldn’t your lead singer be able to scream without having to get massive vocal surgery and no longer screaming live before you start a contest about screaming?
How do you say “retard” in English?
WAIT MY BAD!
“Do videos of me shtupping Axl’s mom last night count? Cause lord knows her scream was unique, extreme, passionate, and the conditions surrounding it were nothing short of brutal.”
Did you scream, aim, and fire?
*rimshot*
i hate BFMV but i might enter this just because i scream all the time anyway. especially with axl’s mom.
it is rather stupid to encourage legions of youth to destroy their vocal cords though.
and that guy made me laugh really hard. if all the competition is like that i shouldn’t have a hard time winning…of course winning this contest would also be a HUGE loss…
I always said that band were a bunch of fucking tossers…
But this is really starting to take the piss…
Winner –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt4aZP-2TSc