NICKELBACK’S CHAD KROGER SUCKED HIS OWN DICK. REALLY.
Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 3:58pm by Vince Neilstein
Even though Nickelback’s success has pretty much singlehandedly funded tons of money-losing releases by my favorite bands on Roadrunner Records, this kind of pot-shot journalism is still irresistible [from The Sun, via Idolator]. In a recent interview with Playboy, the curley-locked Nickelback frontman revealed the time he got down with his short and curlies:
“I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time.
It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.”
Wow. This is how you remind me of how much you really suck… dick.
-VN
Yeah, like any guy wouldn’t if he could.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
Like every guy hasn’t tried at one point or another. Shit, it’s cheaper than a girlfriend.
And that’s what happens when you drink when you’re 14
Someday…somehow
Chad Kroger sucked his dick
Everybodys tried, no big deal.
But I call shenanigans on him making it, due to the fact that his whole being is composed of dick, and thus cannot be sucked.
Cue a cry of “Nickelback are so fucking awful, they suck their own dick!” reverberating from anyone with a decent taste of music across the country.. and Canada!
I’ve been telling people this for years. He’ll do anything for a buck. Or a beer.
To all you people that say you would if you could, think about it for a second. Honestly… let’s pretend you could bend down and suck your own cock… would you give yourself a blow job? really suck yourself till you blow a load (not the metallica cd) in your mouth or wherever? ISn’t that kinda, well gay? I mean jerking yourself off is one thing, putting your dick in your mouth is another. I mean shit, would you lick your own asshole if you could? I could understand trying it out maybe once or twice to see, but i don’t think given the opportunity, anybody would give themselves a blow job on a consistant basis.
I FEEL YOU’RE WRONG, DUDE
The Metallica joke was a jab of shame.
Methinks Porkspam doth protest a little too much. C’mon boy, out of the closet you cum.
AHH, YOU QUOTE SHAKESPEAR, EH?
I can honestly say that I never tried, and it really weirds me out when people say that every guy has.
Alright sammy you got me. through years of consistant yoga practice (and the blessing of a long penis) i am able to suck my own dick.. all was fine and dandy till the day my mom walked in on me sucking myself off. needless to say, i think living on my own now has taught me valuable life lessons and made me a better self reliant man.
Why would anyone even bring this up? I don’t want to know. I don’t care who it is. Can we please just not discuss guys sucking their own dicks?
I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
FUNNY
i knew he sucked and i was right HAHAHAHAHA!!!
i always knew he was a cocksucker
I think the real question we’re ignoring here is did he swallow?
FUNNY, LOL
If you could or had sucked your own cock WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT IT TO ANYONE??? Good lord.
MY WILLIE’S TOO SHORT, LOL
why on earth are you telling that
To all those who said “ANY GUY” would do the same……speak for yourself you self confessed self cock sucking muthafucker.
Id do it but im not flexible enough, and my dick is average size you need an above average size usually. Mabeye if i did some yoga.
y would u even do that all you had to do was take your dads money and have some won by u a beer im a boy and would never do that
the force tells yoda to tell me u are gay dead truth darth vater knows what you did