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GENE SIMMONS IS NOW A BALDIE

 Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 1:40pm by

Gene Simmons bald

According to SeriouslyOMG.com [via VH1 Best Week Ever blog, via MetalSucks commenter TedTedPoleyPoley], Gene Simmons of KISS is now as bald as a baby’s bum.

So there have been all these rumors that Gene Simmons wears a wig and is really bald, and now it looks like we are going to finally learn the truth this season on Gene Simmons Family Jewels on A&E.

Is Simmons a wig-wearing baldie like Bret Michaels? I don’t have a TV so I can’t tune into tonight’s season premier, but maybe one of our enterprising readers will let us know in the morn.

-VN

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  • http://www.myspace.com/bannisterslash Bannister Slash

    Gotta admit: Dude looks better without that dead skunk on his dome.

    Wonder if he’ll auction the wig on eBay, or bury it in a KISS coffin?

  • Sammy

    I’m still on the line, “I don’t have a TV.”

  • ERiK

    The guy has been bald for decades.

  • john

    yea you dont have a tv?

  • Maritza

    Fuck I wish I still had cable.

  • http://theblogofheavymetal.blogspot.com/ Dave

    You’d think Gene could afford a decent looking wig considering all the money he claims to make.

    • Pezzy

      He dont ”Claim” to have a lot of money.He does have it.Look at the Forbes top 100 richest Rock Stars Gene has a little over 300 million.

  • Brian

    All he needs is an eyepatch and he’d look like Sagat from Street Fighter. Tiger uppercut!

  • Amused

    LOL He looks like Mr. Clean!

  • bob buckley

    Gene looks like a genie, HEHE Hey cue ball can you shut up over there, I know some one thats works on the TV show family jewels and they say he is a real a-hole if people dont follow his exact commands. They all hate working with him.

    • Jughead

      Funny thing Bob Buckley, your co-workers told me the same thing about you. You’re an asshole!

  • Sunshine girl

    Ooops! Did u lose your hair simmons?

  • ELIZABETHPUENTE

    HEY YOU LOOK GOOD. I LIKE YOU LIKE THAT.NOW YOUR SON IS A HOTTIE