Comments on: WHAT THE FUCK COULD A “COLOSSAL ANNOUNCEMENT” FROM MOTLEY CRUE POSSIBLY BE?

By: manny

manny — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:43:29 +0000

3) Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson, Vince Neil & Janine will now do a group sex tape.

It is the only interesting thing they’ve done in the last 20 years after all.

By: Wayne

Wayne — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:17:26 +0000

Just read on SMNNews.com that Papa Roach is another possible band on this rumored MC/Buckcherry outing. This tour is a pube away from adding Hinder, I can feel it.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:45:40 +0000

I’ve got my fingers crossed hoping for number 1. But if it is 1, it will likely be on a channel I don’t get.

By: hegster90

hegster90 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:12:13 +0000

“and Mick Mars will be unable to move”

low blow.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:21:11 +0000

Talk about a story that makes its own jokes.

By: Wayne

Wayne — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:05:05 +0000

I think you’re right, it’s probably a tour announcement, but perhaps their use of the word “colossal” means it will be an interesting bill. Or maybe they’ll announce that they’re doing Rocklahoma officially, even though everyone already knows it.

Or, God willing ,they’ll shed some damn light on The Dirt movie. Hopefully the great Larry Charles is still directing that one. If so, it could be a great movie. Not a guilty pleasure, mind you, but a great movie.

By: DeathMetalDave

DeathMetalDave — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:43:54 +0000

Maybe they will play a gig for those people that wait in line at the post office at midnight on April 15th waiting to get their taxes postmarked.

By: Andre

Andre — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:38:02 +0000

WHO THE FUCK COULD POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT A “COLOSSAL ANNOUNCEMENT” FROM MOTLEY CRUE ?

1. All four band members will commit suicide on live t.v.
2. The long awaited boxing match between Vince Neil and Axl Rose is finally happening.
3. They will announce that they really all just fags & will retire from the music business . Announce plans to open a sexy lingerie store exclusively for men…