Over the weekend Slash hinted that Velvet Revolver may continue with a new singer, and this morning it was announced that Stone Temple Pilots are going to do a full summer tour; but the fact that Weiland is leaving the group isn’t news.

What IS news is that VR are in final negotiations with one Mr. Samuel Hagar, Esq., to take over Weiland’s spot in the band. The plan, apparently, is to record a new album ASAP and then begin to tour behind it as early as this fall.

APRIL FOOLS, FUCKERS.

You know what you’ll see next to the word “gullible” in the dictionary?

A definition of the word “gullible.” Duh.

Have a nice day everyone.

-AR