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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 at 2:36pm by Axl RosenbergFUCK SCOTT WEILAND. I’m glad you’ve been able to get this far based on your limited vocal range and ability to mimic the same style of on-stage dancing that Bowie and Iggy Pop were doing thirty years ago, but seriously, stop trying to compete with Axl Rose for the “Biggest Asshole” award – Axl will beat your ass every time. Calling Slash by his real name in a press release does not make you clever. Claiming the name “Velvet Revolver” was your idea does not make you cool. You’ve always had to suck off the musical talent teat of others, and every time I think about the fact that Layne Staley couldn’t get it together while you go on and on and on I die a little inside. I hope the DeLeo brothers stab you in the eyes with your fucking needles. And fuck your wife Mary, too.
FUCK ROBB FLYNN. I’m a huge Machine Head fan, but telling people that you “once punched some kid in the face for saying that Gary Holt sucked” is moronic. Metal is supposed to be about blowing off steam in a healthy way so as to avoid actual neanderthal behavior. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to fight in this world, but someone insulting the fucking guitar player from Exodus is not one of them. Put more simply: You either a) actually did punch some dude for talking shit about Holt and are therefore a bona fide moron or b) are lying about punching some dude for talking shit about Holt and are therefore a bona fide moron. Also, every Machine Head album in-between Burn My Eyes and Through the Ashes of Empires was a cock sucking trend chasing waste of time. Deal with it.
FUCK MARIA BRINK. Someone told me that if you see her up close she’s not actually hot, but after looking closely at some candid photos (like this one), I realized you don’t really have to be very close to her all to see that she looks like a fucking rodent. Has this bitch had too much plastic surgery (excuse me, “work done”), or does she really just look like my morning crap? Also, did you know that she sells hand drawn pictures and poems on her MySpace page (I won’t link to it, go find it if you’re so fucking interested)? I haven’t read the poems but the pictures look like they were drawn by a retarded five year old. Stop wearing that stupid blue dress and trying to exploit your non-existent looks to cover up for your lack of talent. I hope Christina Scabbia kicks you in the twat.
Fuck me for writing this, and fuck you for reading it. I’m gonna go kill a fucking bunny that made fun of Alex Skolnick.
-AR
well said. but fuck Cristina Scabbia. she should’ve been burned together with all the copies from that Karma-shit Evanescence-wannabe album. and for the nightmarish duet with Dave Mustaine.
alright, before the burning, we can play 213 with her.
Umm.. CRistina – no H in it… AXL-PWNED!
By the way, this is FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Best. Post. Ever.
Now, excuse me; I’m going to go punch my Mom in the face for saying Cephalic Carnage is horrendous.
Even though Axl is a dick, I still have tremendous respect for him and his new lineup of Guns N’ Roses.
I saw them in 2006 and they put on one hell of a show. I also saw Velvet Revolver and it was really average. Sorum/Slash/Duff were good, but Weiland crapped it up.
I hope that Chinese Democracy will come out soon and the whole thing can be put to rest.
Vince Neil is fat.
Hmm…looks like Scott can’t stand being a ‘hired gun’ and being booted out of the band. So you brought the name to the band. You brought nothing else to the table, and actually you brought “Black Velvet Revolver” (because there are Pink Velvet Revolver’s you know), not “Velvet Revolver”, nvm also that Slash had the name “Revolver” or “Revolution” stuck in his head. How bout you go suck a dick for your heroin habit and OD or something. On second thought don’t. We don’t need your shitty ass made into rock royalty for being a retard and either OD’ing or shooting yourself (known as performing the Kurt Cobain), we need you to become irrelevant before you off yourself (also known as performing the Kevin DuBrow). Good tidings to you as you go to re-fuck up STP and it’s ‘legacy’, I can’t wait too see the youtube footage of you so heroined out of your mind that you sing “Isty Bitsy Spider” instead of “Sex Type Thing”.
Bah, fuck I’m a dumbass…
“I can’t wait too see the youtube footage of you so heroined out of your mind that you sing “Isty Bitsy Spider” instead of “Sex Type Thing”.” should read I can’t wait to see the footage…before some smartass metalhead decides to nail my grammar.
I don’t really dig Lacuna Coil, at all, but I’ve seen them live and Cristina is a fucking babe. I didn’t even know who this Brink cunt was, but looks like she’s gotten the Jenna Jameson treatment and is now quite literally falling apart.
But seriously, Cristina is unbelievably beautiful.
HAHAHAHA THANK YOU. Totally agree.
Oh, this is pure genius.
Completely made my day because I think at some point everyone wants to make a list like this. :]
Jethro_Knight, your grammar sucks. :)
Yeah, Maria ain’t all that in real life…BUT, come on, the girl can sing. And fuck fuck fuckity fuck, bitch nailed Pantera better than most assmonkey nu-metal boys or “The Kid” himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hB4n5wg7b4&feature=related
Axl you are kosher as fuck. I mean metal. Laughed my ass off, and even though I most definitely prefer Cristina, I would do Maria Brink with no hesitation, not because she’s hot (’cuz she’s obviously not) but because I am one filthy filthy man with no standards whatsoever.
You know what? I just went over to her Myspace (yes I am that much of a sad man) and she a’int that bad dude, seriously, I don’t know what type of kitty you guys are used to punching but I can proudly say I’ve done worse. Much Worse.
That still doesn’t change the fact that I am one filthy motherfucker with no standards whatsoever and would still do her if she was rank.
nice. about time someone said it! fuck n A
“Metal is supposed to be about blowing off steam in a healthy way so as to avoid actual neanderthal behavior.”
except that basically every death/black metal pit resembles a MMA event with slightly fewer rules…so I think the memo still hasn’t reached everyone’s desk on that one. :)
He’s still a douche though. I’m guessing Gary Holt’s own mother wouldn’t punch someone in the face for saying he sucked.
Fuck the male singer for Lacuna Coil….What happen? they made a stop in San Francisco with P.O.D….they had a meet and greet I actually got a hug and kiss from Cristina(still haven’t washed)…met the rest of the band went onmy way..then got rushed by security stating I assaulted the singer from Lacuna coil..I’m like wait a minute pleading my case..for some unknown reason till this day..The male singer stated I had grab him pushed against the wall…by this time security had kick me out..so ever since then I’m like fuck the male singer from Lacuna Coil…peace Raul
J.P., YOU made my day. “Punch the kitty?” That is pure genius.
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Robb Flynn DOES suck humongous balls. And he uses a vocal auto-tuner live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6_Hy-dNQo
OK, I just found this blog and wanted to say thanks. I doth my hat to you o blogmaster for the Scott Weiland comment. I have been lamenting his continued exsistance ever since the death of Layne Staley and have found it refreshing to know I’m not the only one who feels the same. Great Job!