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By: Christina

Christina — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:27:36 +0000

OK, I just found this blog and wanted to say thanks. I doth my hat to you o blogmaster for the Scott Weiland comment. I have been lamenting his continued exsistance ever since the death of Layne Staley and have found it refreshing to know I’m not the only one who feels the same. Great Job!

By: CJ

CJ — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:34:17 +0000

Robb Flynn DOES suck humongous balls. And he uses a vocal auto-tuner live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6_Hy-dNQo

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AN OPEN LETTER TO IN THIS MOMENT | MetalSucks — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:49:39 +0000

[...] of all, I think we all got off on the wrong foot and I’d like to apologize. I know I’ve said some not very nice things about certain members of your band in the past, things that were completely superficial and in no [...]

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STP REUNION: LIVE VIDEO SURFACES, NEW RECORD IN THE WORKS | MetalSucks — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:40:00 +0000

[...] what Axl might have to say about the guy, I’ve always held that Scott Weiland is one of the greatest frontmen of our generation and [...]

By: Sammy

Sammy — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:44:32 +0000

J.P., YOU made my day. “Punch the kitty?” That is pure genius.

By: Raul

Raul — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:19:57 +0000

Fuck the male singer for Lacuna Coil….What happen? they made a stop in San Francisco with P.O.D….they had a meet and greet I actually got a hug and kiss from Cristina(still haven’t washed)…met the rest of the band went onmy way..then got rushed by security stating I assaulted the singer from Lacuna coil..I’m like wait a minute pleading my case..for some unknown reason till this day..The male singer stated I had grab him pushed against the wall…by this time security had kick me out..so ever since then I’m like fuck the male singer from Lacuna Coil…peace Raul

By: manny

manny — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:58:38 +0000

“Metal is supposed to be about blowing off steam in a healthy way so as to avoid actual neanderthal behavior.”

except that basically every death/black metal pit resembles a MMA event with slightly fewer rules…so I think the memo still hasn’t reached everyone’s desk on that one. :)

He’s still a douche though. I’m guessing Gary Holt’s own mother wouldn’t punch someone in the face for saying he sucked.

By: john

john — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:16:18 +0000

nice. about time someone said it! fuck n A

By: J.P.

J.P. — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:05:11 +0000

You know what? I just went over to her Myspace (yes I am that much of a sad man) and she a’int that bad dude, seriously, I don’t know what type of kitty you guys are used to punching but I can proudly say I’ve done worse. Much Worse.

That still doesn’t change the fact that I am one filthy motherfucker with no standards whatsoever and would still do her if she was rank.

By: J.P.

J.P. — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:35:35 +0000

Axl you are kosher as fuck. I mean metal. Laughed my ass off, and even though I most definitely prefer Cristina, I would do Maria Brink with no hesitation, not because she’s hot (’cuz she’s obviously not) but because I am one filthy filthy man with no standards whatsoever.

By: Go Go Roth

Go Go Roth — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:33:57 +0000

Yeah, Maria ain’t all that in real life…BUT, come on, the girl can sing. And fuck fuck fuckity fuck, bitch nailed Pantera better than most assmonkey nu-metal boys or “The Kid” himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hB4n5wg7b4&feature=related

By: NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama

NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:24:06 +0000

Jethro_Knight, your grammar sucks. :)

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:40:10 +0000

Oh, this is pure genius.
Completely made my day because I think at some point everyone wants to make a list like this. :]

By: Brett

Brett — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:08:23 +0000

HAHAHAHA THANK YOU. Totally agree.

By: Conor

Conor — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:56:39 +0000

I don’t really dig Lacuna Coil, at all, but I’ve seen them live and Cristina is a fucking babe. I didn’t even know who this Brink cunt was, but looks like she’s gotten the Jenna Jameson treatment and is now quite literally falling apart.

But seriously, Cristina is unbelievably beautiful.

By: Jethro_Knight

Jethro_Knight — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:54:53 +0000

Bah, fuck I’m a dumbass…
“I can’t wait too see the youtube footage of you so heroined out of your mind that you sing “Isty Bitsy Spider” instead of “Sex Type Thing”.” should read I can’t wait to see the footage…before some smartass metalhead decides to nail my grammar.

By: Jethro_Knight

Jethro_Knight — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:53:59 +0000

Hmm…looks like Scott can’t stand being a ‘hired gun’ and being booted out of the band. So you brought the name to the band. You brought nothing else to the table, and actually you brought “Black Velvet Revolver” (because there are Pink Velvet Revolver’s you know), not “Velvet Revolver”, nvm also that Slash had the name “Revolver” or “Revolution” stuck in his head. How bout you go suck a dick for your heroin habit and OD or something. On second thought don’t. We don’t need your shitty ass made into rock royalty for being a retard and either OD’ing or shooting yourself (known as performing the Kurt Cobain), we need you to become irrelevant before you off yourself (also known as performing the Kevin DuBrow). Good tidings to you as you go to re-fuck up STP and it’s ‘legacy’, I can’t wait too see the youtube footage of you so heroined out of your mind that you sing “Isty Bitsy Spider” instead of “Sex Type Thing”.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:23:19 +0000

Vince Neil is fat.

By: Benny

Benny — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:04:10 +0000

Even though Axl is a dick, I still have tremendous respect for him and his new lineup of Guns N’ Roses.

I saw them in 2006 and they put on one hell of a show. I also saw Velvet Revolver and it was really average. Sorum/Slash/Duff were good, but Weiland crapped it up.

I hope that Chinese Democracy will come out soon and the whole thing can be put to rest.

By: Bannister Slash

Bannister Slash — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:51:58 +0000

Best. Post. Ever.

Now, excuse me; I’m going to go punch my Mom in the face for saying Cephalic Carnage is horrendous.