Comments on: LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR HAVE MADE THE BEST METAL VIDEO EVER. REALLY. THE BEST ONE EVER. http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR MAKE THE MOST BRUTALEST VIDEO EVER… AGAIN | MetalSucks http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-439301 LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR MAKE THE MOST BRUTALEST VIDEO EVER… AGAIN | MetalSucks Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:31:56 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-439301 [...] actually don’t think this video is quite as brutal as the video they made for “War Metal Battle Master,” but it’s still plenty gory and fucked up. Check it out below, then head over to The [...] [...] actually don’t think this video is quite as brutal as the video they made for “War Metal Battle Master,” but it’s still plenty gory and fucked up. Check it out below, then head over to The [...]

]]> By: Leprosy http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-228765 Leprosy Tue, 19 May 2009 18:54:03 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-228765 why is hannah montana in the video? why is hannah montana in the video?

]]> By: BLOODIEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER? YOU DECIDE. | MetalSucks http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-228739 BLOODIEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER? YOU DECIDE. | MetalSucks Tue, 19 May 2009 18:01:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-228739 [...] actually the bloodiest video ever made we can’t say, but we’d certainly think this video gives it a run for its money (plus: [...] [...] actually the bloodiest video ever made we can’t say, but we’d certainly think this video gives it a run for its money (plus: [...]

]]> By: AWB http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-189176 AWB Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:22:59 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-189176 I saw this video a while back, I didn't know MetalSucks had already posted it (sorta like the 'I saw that relatively unheard of, low-budget movie too, man!' syndrome)...Any-ho... The Good: The video is good; has everything Vince suggested (medieval weaponry, blood spewing from decapitated torsos, and naked chicks eating flesh off of severed legs and dead bodies). Nice cinematography (again, for an under-budget metal video...I've seen some HORRIBLY badly done metal videos, and I'm almost certain that you probably all have as well). The Bad: The song isn't particularly memorable. Neither is the band. Moreover, the thing that ruined the video for me was the video footage of the band playing (it was too 'mis-matched'). I was expecting the band to be a bit more 'theatrical' in appearance (i.e. Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, GWAR, Lordi, MuDvAyNe, etc.) Hell even Rob Zombie is better suited for this video than the band. Bottom Line: 'Slightly-less-than-Awesome' video (overall) but not the best. That honor is reserved for...Well...I just know it's not this video. Seems like the guy who made this video was a bit taken by the movie "300" thrown in the mix with "Dawn of the Dead" (for the gore content). By the way, what's with all the 'Japanese-Kanjii' writing on the band's website...I mean it has a Greek or Mediterranean backdrop...So unless this is one of those 'East meet's a-little-further-than Middle-East' videos, what's the correlation? Note: ----- I actually have this video, if any of you want it, I'll upload it to my shitty blog. You can download it there. Or if you have it yourself, then...great. I saw this video a while back, I didn’t know MetalSucks had already posted it (sorta like the ‘I saw that relatively unheard of, low-budget movie too, man!’ syndrome)…Any-ho…

The Good: The video is good; has everything Vince suggested (medieval weaponry, blood spewing from decapitated torsos, and naked chicks eating flesh off of severed legs and dead bodies). Nice cinematography (again, for an under-budget metal video…I’ve seen some HORRIBLY badly done metal videos, and I’m almost certain that you probably all have as well).

The Bad: The song isn’t particularly memorable. Neither is the band. Moreover, the thing that ruined the video for me was the video footage of the band playing (it was too ‘mis-matched’). I was expecting the band to be a bit more ‘theatrical’ in appearance (i.e. Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, GWAR, Lordi, MuDvAyNe, etc.) Hell even Rob Zombie is better suited for this video than the band.

Bottom Line: ‘Slightly-less-than-Awesome’ video (overall) but not the best. That honor is reserved for…Well…I just know it’s not this video. Seems like the guy who made this video was a bit taken by the movie “300″ thrown in the mix with “Dawn of the Dead” (for the gore content). By the way, what’s with all the ‘Japanese-Kanjii’ writing on the band’s website…I mean it has a Greek or Mediterranean backdrop…So unless this is one of those ‘East meet’s a-little-further-than Middle-East’ videos, what’s the correlation?

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I actually have this video, if any of you want it, I’ll upload it to my shitty blog. You can download it there. Or if you have it yourself, then…great.

]]> By: THE BERZERKER, BOOBS AND BLOOD: A WINNING COMBINATION | MetalSucks http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-188796 THE BERZERKER, BOOBS AND BLOOD: A WINNING COMBINATION | MetalSucks Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:30:56 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-188796 [...] recent video for the track “Internal Examination.” It’s only the second best blood-drenched titties video I’ve ever seen, but [...] [...] recent video for the track “Internal Examination.” It’s only the second best blood-drenched titties video I’ve ever seen, but [...]

]]> By: dicknballs http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-170696 dicknballs Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:32:28 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-170696 It's always nice to see bands putting more effort into their videos than the song itself...and that's really not saying much in this case. Bonus points for naked titties however. Horrible song. It’s always nice to see bands putting more effort into their videos than the song itself…and that’s really not saying much in this case.

Bonus points for naked titties however.

Horrible song.

]]> By: Mike http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-170150 Mike Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:57:37 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-170150 OK. Video was pretty good. Nice titties and blood. Song fucking sucked though. If you could just layer this video over the top of Reign in Blood, that would work. This shit sucked though. OK. Video was pretty good. Nice titties and blood. Song fucking sucked though. If you could just layer this video over the top of Reign in Blood, that would work. This shit sucked though.

]]> By: THE SECOND MOST METAL VIDEO OF ALL TIME | MetalSucks http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-169821 THE SECOND MOST METAL VIDEO OF ALL TIME | MetalSucks Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:31:14 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-169821 [...] all due respect to the best metal video ever made, this one by new Metalsucks discoveries The Giraffes is a close second. Striking in its simplicity, [...] [...] all due respect to the best metal video ever made, this one by new Metalsucks discoveries The Giraffes is a close second. Striking in its simplicity, [...]

]]> By: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR’S STEVEN RATHBONE | MetalSucks http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-102128 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR’S STEVEN RATHBONE | MetalSucks Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:43:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-102128 [...] album, the motivation behind their fantasy-tinged lyrics, and of course the band’s ridiculous BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVAAAR (warning: NSFW) for “War Metal Battle Master.” Read our interview after the jump (and [...] [...] album, the motivation behind their fantasy-tinged lyrics, and of course the band’s ridiculous BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVAAAR (warning: NSFW) for “War Metal Battle Master.” Read our interview after the jump (and [...]

]]> By: Liquidman666 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-53830 Liquidman666 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:03:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-53830 Ahhhhh, I did not know you cannot embed vids in the comments. Here's a link to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9UYA3CbTQ" rel="nofollow">Blowtorch Lobotomy.</a> Ahhhhh, I did not know you cannot embed vids in the comments. Here’s a link to Blowtorch Lobotomy.

]]> By: Liquidman666 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-53828 Liquidman666 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:01:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-53828 While this video is great, for no budget metal videos you can't beat Divine Pustulence's <i>Blowtorch Lobotomy</i>. Oh yeah, I directed it. While this video is great, for no budget metal videos you can’t beat Divine Pustulence’s Blowtorch Lobotomy. Oh yeah, I directed it.

]]> By: Eddie http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50447 Eddie Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:44:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50447 that was definatly the most fucked up video i've ever seen that was definatly the most fucked up video i’ve ever seen

]]> By: Conor http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50401 Conor Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:00:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50401 I have to give it an epic thumbs down as well. But I guess that's metal for you: mostly shit, but the good stuff is truly unstoppable. LotM aren't truly unstoppable. I have to give it an epic thumbs down as well. But I guess that’s metal for you: mostly shit, but the good stuff is truly unstoppable.

LotM aren’t truly unstoppable.

]]> By: damien http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50384 damien Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:35:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50384 the band, song, and video all sucked, and i knew it would. the band, song, and video all sucked, and i knew it would.

]]> By: Andres http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50374 Andres Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:52:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50374 Seriously though, the song had no redeeming value whatsoever... Wtf, this shit sucks. Seriously though, the song had no redeeming value whatsoever…

Wtf, this shit sucks.

]]> By: 4k1v4 http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50373 4k1v4 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:48:32 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50373 That was a pretty epic battle of Shirts Vs. Skins, loser gets eaten. That was a pretty epic battle of Shirts Vs. Skins, loser gets eaten.

]]> By: whatwhy http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50368 whatwhy Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:28:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50368 i think thats the first metal video that actually gave me chills. most of them make me laugh. i should try this band i think thats the first metal video that actually gave me chills. most of them make me laugh. i should try this band

]]> By: Wayne http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50350 Wayne Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:33:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50350 Love everything about Lair of the Minotaur right now. Love everything about Lair of the Minotaur right now.

]]> By: Aaron http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50335 Aaron Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:47:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50335 Ya I thought it sucked too. The "men in armor" were *NOT* "pulverizing" each other... it was probably the worst acting I've seen in my life. The song was nothing special either. Ya I thought it sucked too. The “men in armor” were *NOT* “pulverizing” each other… it was probably the worst acting I’ve seen in my life. The song was nothing special either.

]]> By: Chris http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/04/03/lair-of-the-minotaur-have-made-the-best-metal-video-ever-really-the-best-one-ever/#comment-50275 Chris Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:09:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=4926#comment-50275 One problem with that video. No fire. No fire = not metal video. One problem with that video. No fire. No fire = not metal video.

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