BRAIN DRILL: THEY’RE BACK, AND MORE STONED THAN EVER

Monday, April 7th, 2008 at 6:10pm by Axl Rosenberg

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Lambgoat reports that death metallers Brain Drill have reformed. A statement from the band reads as follows:

“Brain Drill will be carrying on despite all the recent rumors of break ups. The band is currently looking for a new drummer and more information will be made available shortly for those interested in trying out for the spot.”

I want to say that I am in no way, shape, or form judging the band’s musical abilities when I say that, clearly, these dudes are all still smoking lots and lots of ganja. As Lambgoat points out, calling the stories of the band’s demise “rumors” is ricockulous  when one considers that it was guitarist Dylan Ruskin who announced the band’s break-up in the first place.

Whatevs. At least they got someone with a third grade education to do their spelling for them this time.

-AR


9 COMMENTS on “BRAIN DRILL: THEY’RE BACK, AND MORE STONED THAN EVER”

  1. Aaron says:

    Fastest band I’ve EVER heard!

  2. mrsaucytrousers says:

    They were the nicest dudes i have ever met and i hope they can find a drummer that can match or exceed Marco’s ferocity.

  3. Wayne says:

    Looks like they’re eating lots of lots of peanut butter cups after they smoke lots and lots of ganja. Well, not the ginger, but the other guys.

  4. I don’t know why the pudgy Corpse fan has to stand with his back arched and shoulders back. It makes him look extra pudgy. hah

  5. Rob says:

    I just got this record and it fucking shreds HARD.

  6. ERiK says:

    Is this a metal band or the secret leaders of a world of warcraft guild?

  7. deadspout says:

    good to see they sorted things out and are back on track.

  8. haha says:

    “I don’t know why the pudgy Corpse fan has to stand with his back arched and shoulders back. It makes him look extra pudgy. hah”

    that pudgy guy is dylan. the steroid-drunken 3rd grader

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