Comments on: MALMSTEEN MONDAY: YNGWIE’S “ARPEGGIOS FROM HELL”

By: hegster90

hegster90 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:14:54 +0000

there used to be some HILARIOUS parodies of this on youtube but they’ve all been taken down because poor yngwie can’t stand that much abuse to his ego.

By: manny

manny — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:25:33 +0000

the drum beat sounds like the got a chimpanzee drunk, hooked him up to a 250 hp fuck machine and handed him a pair of drumsticks.

It’s really not that hard to program a listenable drumbeat, Yngwie.

P.S. Chris Broderick laughs at your arpeggios from hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkpZ645ztl0

By: Benguin

Benguin — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:37:46 +0000

“Now watch as I ejaculate all over the fretboard. I am amazing, no?!”

By: NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama

NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:30:28 +0000

I was just about to write what Sammy wrote, but I couldn’t capture his level of anger. Hats off.

The man can shred, but couldn’t write a tune to save his life.

And he needs a sandwich.

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:31:06 +0000

Right at the very end you can see that he is clearly looking for a sandwich.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:47:00 +0000

Hey Ing-vay, we get that you play really fast. We get that you take classically inspired metal to a different level. We get it that you’re Ing-vay Fucking Malmsteen. Now write an interesting song you egotistical fuck. Cuz that’s something you’ve never done.