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ANGELINA JOLIE LOOKS LIKE NUNO BETTENCOURT

 Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 at 11:31am by

Angelina Bettencourt

Does Extreme / Satellite Party / Drama Gods axe-slinger Nuno Bettencourt look like gun-toting Tombraider Angelina Jolie? ‘Cause we sure think so. Super-sized lips and all.

-VN

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  • Sammy

    I’m heterosexual, mostly I think, so no, not really.

  • TTquick

    NO. Bro. He doesn’t. Why you gonna ruin a man’s fantasies?

  • PissChrist

    weaksauce

  • Vlad

    yeah man! that’s not fair for our lonely nights!!

    besides, that guitar guy is more similar to fredie prince jr.!!!

    (and please don’t tell me that prince jr looks like Jolie or I will shoot myself)

  • Bucketochicken

    Actually, I think the answer is yes… I just think it might be that the question is worded backward. Angelina Jolie doesn’t look like Nuno Bettencourt, Nuno Bettencourt looks like Angelina Jolie. KnowwhatImean?

    Anyway. Wow. Nuno. Heh. His eyes look kinda goofy – like he just hit his head or something.

    Love the site, btw.

  • NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama

    Not so much…

  • scottymack

    he wishes,,,,

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Dude, “Tomb Raider.” Totally two freaking words. I read that trainwreck you wrote like “Tom Braider” and got really confused. Go easy on us.

  • John

    funny stuff. at least in that pic, slightly. but no. nuno rocks, great guitar player, extreme is really awesome. but please don’t insult the sexy hot Angelina Jolie here.

  • http://www.bambi1.com Bambi

    I’ve been a fan of Nuno forever and I never thought he looked like Angelina! Nuno is so EXTREMEly HOTTTTTTTTT!! I don’t see a resemblance here.

    I do think Nuno’s wife Suze resembles Angelina a bit though.

  • Jennifer

    Angelina WISHES she looked as good as Nuno Bettencourt. Not that I’m slamming Angelina because I think she’s awesome, but I’ve loved Nuno for years and I think he’s the most beautiful thing God ever put on this Earth. Angelina’s beautiful, but not as beautiful as Nuno. Sorry. :(

  • Michelle

    I agree Jennifer, Nuno is earths most beautiful creature..and most talented….

  • Michelle

    To add….I used to like Angie, lately think she’s a bit odd, love her hubby though, Brad truely has a good heart. I see no resemblance between Nuno and her, features are all totally different, both having big lips does not a look alike make….I adore Nuno’s profile….the best…..luv u guy….great hands also..:)

  • Jessi

    NUNO IS HOT!

    Why to compare him to Angelina?

    But i agree his lips are the best :-), i would love to kiss Nuno’s lips.

    Angelinas lips are not for real…so sorry Angie, Nuno wons the battle he is way hotter!

  • http://www.discountpromotionalcodes.co.uk ADJO

    Where can I find more pics, lol?

  • RHATIK

    I AM A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3430640159_c0eebe4c49.jpg