BRET MICHAELS FINALLY ADMITS HE WEARS A WIG… SORT OF
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 at 12:04pm by Axl Rosenberg
The worst kept secret in rock is that Bret Michaels and his natural hair parted ways long ago. It’s why he’s also wearing those stupid bandannas that went out of style in like 1990 or so. Remember that story about the girl with the thing tied around her neck, and when her husband finally got her to remove it her head fell off? Such is the relationship between the Poison singer and his head gear.
Now, in an interview with the Associated Press, Michaels has come clean… almost:
AP: What are you hiding under that bandanna?
Michaels: My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do [Rock of Love] without it on all the time and they won’t film me. They are like, “Put your bandanna back on. It is your image.” It is my signature thing.
Well, I don’t buy for a second that he offers to let them film him without the bandanna; Slash’s top hat is a “signature thing,” but eighteen gazillion morons wore bandannas in the 80s. Still, I give Bret credit for admitting that it’s not all his real hair; that’s more than you’ll get out of most over-the-hill hair metallers.
-AR
Well, I think you could probably safely say it’s his “thing” now that he’s the only one still clinging to the style 20 years later.
I find it hard to crack TOO hard on Bret Michaels. I liked Poison back in the day, and he seems genuinely THERE for his fans to this day. That said, there was a bandana-less shot of him in the Rock of Love Season Finale the other night, and let’s just say that, while we appreciate how forthcoming he is about his folicle state of the union, it was obvious to even the most casual of observers.
actually, last weeks show had him on there without the bandana.
for that case, for fucks sake, he’s 44…of course he’s balding…some 28 year old metalheads parted with their own hair at the age of 20….
yea dude im 18 and my hair line is already receding, it fucking blows man
Some of us certainly didn’t have a choice in the matter. When nature calls for the locks to go, they go.
“the finest extensions Europe has to offer” what a bitch.
I don’t care what anybody says, with or without hair Bret Michaels is still sexy. I wish more men in their 40’s could look half as good!
Michaels/Poison are not and never were Metal. They are Pop. Really bad, cheesy, trannyesque Pop. Bret’s a douchebag.
I knew he was bald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BM I know you like your bandanna but I think everytime you release a girl, you take some of their hair for your weave! The bandanna’s gettin’ bigger & bigger ever show!
Sexy?!? ewwww. way to plastic surgeried out.
MR. MICHAELS I WAS NOT AWARE OF YOUR TYPE 1 DIABETIS! MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU. I ADMIRE THE STRENGTH TO CONTINUE YOUR CAREER. I BELIEIVE YOU LOOK GORGIOUS & HANDSOME WITH LESS HAIR ON YOUR HEAD. BUT I HAVE A FEELING THERE IS HAIR ON ALOT OF OTHER PARTS OF YOUR BODY!!!! DO NOT LET NO ONE BUT NO ONE MAKE YOU FEEL LESS THEN YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO JELIOUS OF YOUR SUCCEESS!!!! TAKE CARE AND MY YOUR SUCCEESS CONTINUE TO ETERITY.
moron.
The Brett Michaels Fan club would like to meet you pat, contact me at mikevile@gmail.com for fun times!
Mikevile, per chance, could you introduce me to Brett?
No, I’m sorry Jenevieve, we are only the fan club. We can introduce you to the online secret fan club if you are interested.
Will pat be there? I wanna lick pats inner thigh.
I know what you mean pat. I want to lick his bones when he dies.
This is to Pat the OP, please learn to spell, it is hard to read shouting and bad grammar!
Bret Michaels Rocks
Poison Rocks
And 80’s rock is the sweetest thing to hit this planet since the dinosaurs!!!
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL WHO CARES ONE WAY OR THE OTHER ABOUT BRETMICHAELS HAIR HE IS A HOT LOOKING MAN NOMATTER WHAT HISHAIR DONT SING OR TALK TO HIS FANS HE WILL BE NUMBER ONE ALWAYS A FAN ALWAYS EMMA
yeah. I’m bald and I have a huge sack Bye. Brett Michaels.
emma, cum cum cum hot hot hot bye be bye