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AN OPEN LETTER TO AXL ROSENBERG

Monday, April 21st, 2008 at 12:18pm by

hey axel, ur gay. i saw saliva open for 7dust last nite 2 and they r awsome. not cool making fun of joseys wait he has a grandjular problem would u make fun of a kid in a wheelchair no so dont be a dick. click click boom is awsome. what do u mean white people cant rap, what about eminem, how can u say that. joseys flow is awsome. hje dresses old skool and thats cool. and dreds r cool 2 u tool. and ladies + gentleman is also d best + so is always, that song was written by niky 6 and u have said good things about nicky before, hippocrite. wayne swinney isn’t just ripping off slash, yeh he dresses like him and plays a guitar like his and stands like him but its called an INFLUENCE, jack ass, so what if he also has a cigrett he likes 2 smoke like u like 2 smoke cock. and montoya isnt gay ur gay gaylord. he dressed like old nin and you like nin i know cuz i read the site so suck it hippocrite gaylord. what have u ever done thats so great, start this shitty website?, when you sell millions of records then you can talk, so shut the fuck up + get a life, faget. SALIVA4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • hotsauce

    like whoa! is this for real? i mean, you can’t just make stuff like this up right? this winner must also be a disturbed fan too.

  • attackmole

    I hope thats real.

  • http://www.moshtour.me.uk Mosh

    I really can’t believe that’s real. It’s far too infantile. The “spelling” (I’m loathe to even class it as that) is pre-pre-school, punctuation simply atrocious and structure beyond pathetic.

    Come on – this is a joke post, isn’t it?

    As an aside – the title track from the new Priest album’s available to stream from Roadrunner. As with any band, it’s going to be a matter of personal taste. Personally (once it gets past the first 30 seconds or so)… it rocks :)

  • ughhhh

    haha. 12 years olds shouldn’t be allowed to talk on the internet.

  • Jim

    Awww shit, you got told son!

  • http://www.thedeciblog.com nick

    Best post EVER!!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/evilsammy Sammy

    Natural selection is too slow.

  • http://www.bitpom.com bram

    this can’t be for real. it’s the most amazing letter i’ve ever read, and a well crafted eloquent response from an obviously educated gentleman. click, click boom indeed…

  • Anon

    I dont get it. What is a “hippocrite?” Like a hippopotamus? And explain how one is to smoke a “ciggrett.” Sammy hit the nail on the head. Darwin must be spinning right now.

  • http://www.pro-jikts.com Nickmeister

    Come on, guys… Throw the kid a bone… And aim right at his nuts!

  • Brett

    I’m a senior English major at school. I can’t get past the third line. Why go any further?

  • Bermuda Jay

    Brett – If you quit after the third line, you miss out on the awesome use of the word “faget”, which is especially hilarious if you pronounce it “fah-zhay”. That’s a word we all can enjoy.

  • Ty

    What a clown. Hahaha.

  • cisco

    mom must be so proud!

  • Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye

    This reads like a combination of Prince’s song titles (replacing numbers for letters), e.e. cummings (no sense of punctuation) and Ms. Teen South Carolina (“maps for the Iraq”). This letter was great because it reassured me that there will be someone to take my order at Burger King for years to come. The only college this guy is going to is either Barber or Clown.

    I have a “grandjular” problem too because I think I’m pretty fucking grand. Thanks for my new favorite word.

  • http://none metalhead

    This is why parents should supervise their kids while they’re on the internet.

  • Anthony

    Finally! One of my e-mails was posted on the website!

  • Milkman

    you should reply.
    and then post his reply.

    NOW!!!!

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Someone please e-mail the guys in Saliva a link to this post. If that doesn’t make them kill themselves, I don’t know what will.

    Apparently Saliva fans are even dumber than people who comment on Blabbermouth.

  • Factor

    Holy awesome

  • Gibbo

    Lolzzzz

  • Nicole

    Wow, Axl. You made him mad!

    Now let’s see you make him cry.
    Please :]

  • scary mary

    Dude, this has to be a lil kid cause hes got no taste in music.. yep young and stupid and by the way everything he just said sucks major ass get a life kid….

  • Karel (Belgium)

    Anyone else see the similarities with the Courtney Love blog?

  • John D.

    he dressed like old nin and you like nin i know cuz i read the site so suck it hippocrite gaylord.

    you gotta admit this is beautiful writing

  • Dr. Satan

    Wow

  • Hippocrite Gaylord

    Why are you people talking about me? What’s wrong with my name?

  • john

    HA! and to the guy who wrote this letter, in the words of Pickles….YOUR A DOUCHEBAG ya douchebag….o and josey scott is the worlds biggest prick. i had to work security for him at a show. just a plain asshole. not much unlike the writer of this letter!

  • Vladdypwnz

    OP here, disregard that I suck cocks.

  • C

    I have worked with Saliva many times and they so blow donkey dick live. They really suck. There are toooo many other bands out there that have waayyy more talent. Josey is a fucking prick and thinks he is the shit. Him and his band are shit.

  • NeverStopThis

    This guy makes the people that comment on Blabbermouth look like Einstein.
    That’s intense.

  • J-Rodimus Prime

    (flips through science book looking for a clause about saliva fans in Darwins research)

  • http://plabebob.blogspot.com/ Plabebob

    noway that has to be a joke. what a dick! haha!!