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**BREAKING NEWS** — LAMB OF GOD NO MORE (!!)

 Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 at 10:02am by

The unexpectedly fallen heroesI couldn’t be sadder to report this tragic news: after more than 17 extremely fruitful years in existence, the iconic contemporary American heavy metal band Lamb of God has finally called it quits, due to “irreconcilable interpersonal differences”.

True, the group has had its fair share of bickering over the years, but no one saw this coming, not by a long shot.

LoG was already planning to lay low for 2008, but it seems that perhaps the extended downtime played a major role in the band’s demise — with too much time, whiskey, and brass knuckles on any metalhead’s hands (pun…intended), how could all hell not break loose?!?

All the gory details after the jump…

APRIL

MUTHAFUCKIN’

F O O O L Z,

BIATCHES!!!!

Who says the pranks can only fly on the 1st??

Hope y’all had a killer month, and May is even better…

-KW

  • Andrew

    Almost through myself outta the window of my office…phew.

  • SweetnSourInc

    Holy shit you almost just gave me a heart attack! Pretty new to this site and it fucking rules! Thanks for opening my eyes to Exhorder the other day BTW.

  • Dr. John Zoidberg

    Rats. I was actually pleased to hear this news…

  • SHUT UP

    HEY SWEET AND GAY GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUSSY!

  • miguel_g(Peru)

    When I first read the headline, I was about to scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!,darth vader style. LOL! Lamb of God is a truly great band, it would be a shame it they call it quits anytime soon.

  • Alec Anderson

    Not cool…..almost went on a murderous rampage through the office. No Lamb of God?? What’s the use of even caring anymore??

  • Cisco

    Man, my head almost exploded! Not cool, man. NOT COOL!

  • jj

    you sick sons of bitches. hahaha.

  • http://Metalsucks.net Los man 666

    Not cool man not cool

  • http://enterthegoatlady.com/ goatlady

    Ever heard the story of the web site who cried wolf? I’m never gonna believe shit from here ever again.

  • Byron. W

    …I almost stop breathing… fuck..not cool..

  • Brett

    “April Fools” was the first thing I thought as I read this.

  • http://www.consequenceofsound.net Jay

    Haha, damn that was cold.

  • matt

    hey guess what? not funny! april fool’s is the 1st. playing pranks on any other day is weak. (must be a slow news day)

  • macsox

    Well played Sir. Well played.

  • http://cultclassicmoviereview.blogspot.com You Don’t Know Me

    good one. you had me for a second.

  • http://www.thedeciblog.com nick

    Reason #6942 why I love this site.

  • 4k1v4

    I hope you guys get fucked by a keg full of diseased dicks. I hope you walk in on your mother fist fucking your dad, elbow deep. I hope you develop dandruff so harsh that doctors have to rename your scalp condition to ‘scab-ruff’. I HOPE YOUR EYES WILL BE REPLACED WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND YOUR LIPS WILL GROW THE FINGERS OF A FAT KID WHO’S CONSTANTLY TRYING TO EAT SAID MARSHMALLOWS. ALL YOU FRIENDS WILL DIE OF CANCER AND YOUR ONLY COMPANION WILL BE A GIBBLED KITTY THAT’S ACTUALLY A GIANT WHARF RAT. SRSLY. DIAF.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    So not cool.

  • http://hookssobig.blogspot.com Wayne

    Wow. I fell for it, too. Thank God it’s not true.

  • Rik

    Jesus fucking Christ. Please don’t do that ever again.

  • Shnaz

    Fuckin’ assholes. Jesus Christ, that was not a cool prank.

  • Cam

    haha, i believed this too, i wasn’t even gonna click to read the rest of the story because i was in such disbelief. good thing i did.

  • noah skape

    Keg full of diseased dicks… lol

  • Wrighty

    What a shame. I thought this was true. Damnit, getting my hopes up. I was hoping I’d never have to see this compost supporting a good band again.

  • NuMallCore Pwns YoMama

    You fuck mothers!

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    4k1v4 really let ya’ll have it.

  • Alex Haskett

    that got me excited then, i was just rejoicing in the fact that a crappy band such as lamb of god had broken up until i read the bottom.

    dont do that stuff man! building up my hopes n all

  • Nicole

    I just love how pissed off some people got about this haha. You sure fooled me. Bravo.

  • Nick

    My initial reaction:

    YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Fuck This band forevermore! Metalcore blows, true oldschool Thrash Metal Rules! Suck it hard Hot Topic Fags!

    My dissolusionment:

    Man, Fuck You guys

  • http://www.myspace.com/crocpodcast Noch

    LoG isn’t the most outstanding band out there in terms of musicianship excellency,but Chris Adler has this sparkle I believe could lead him to be in a few better side-projects.

    I couldn’t believe the news at first since those guys are highly successful,and the major issues such as Blythe’s drinking have been sorted.

    There was no reason for it to happen.

  • J.P.

    AHAHAH… I SHAT MY PANTS!In five seconds I had all the people in my MSN list on full alert… hahaa…

    Oh and “NuMallCore Pwns YoMama” hit the nail on the head with that line. You do fuck mothers!

  • Mexican High

    what a joke guys??????????
    that’s not funny, i just think that was bullshit,
    thanks that it was

  • Dave

    I only wish. There last two CDs have gotten progressively worse. They should take a couple of years off and reevaluate what a metal album is. Sacrament blows!

  • http://www.nonelouder.com jasonfromNONELOUDER

    Trailer for the new DVD on Nonelouder!!! it’s frikin amazing!

  • hegster90

    aaaaawwwww.
    how disappointing.

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  • troop

    you got me man!

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